Zoe: Uh huh. River, honey? He's putting the hair away now. River: It'll still be there... waiting.

'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2010 10:59:05 am PST #9253 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

hoping that the driver will notice the the white honda usu parked ifo my house is across the street and realize how crappy her parking job was and never ever do it again.

Not going to happen. Anyone that self centered will not notice. Make up a nice note when you're not pissed and put it under her windshield. something like "I've noticed that you tend to park in the middle of empty spots. Could you take more care to leave more space for others to park? Thanks!"

She's also giving advice to the team. "Don't kick it - pass it - come on - hurray." Is this normal, or should I worry?

perfectly normal. No worry necessary.

The problem with shower sex is that it's very difficult for one person to stay warm. Especially if that person is significantly shorter.

Well, when you're showering together, this is an issue, but I find that once the boom chicka wow wow starts happening, you don't really notice.

So, we're in Snowpocalypse 2: Electric Boogaloo. Here's my balcony [link]

And the view out of my front door (which I cannot open) [link]


Calli - Feb 06, 2010 11:28:32 am PST #9254 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Vortex, that's some impressive snow. Also, the townhomes in your neighborhood look very nifty.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 06, 2010 11:43:08 am PST #9255 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

perfectly normal. No worry necessary.

Thank you all for the reassurance. I am not a Proper Lesbian, and I do not understand Teh Sports.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2010 11:55:58 am PST #9256 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Ha! If it makes you feel any better, this straight girl would have been sitting next to The Girl yelling as well.

Plus, someone has to be willing to leave to get more beer.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 06, 2010 11:57:59 am PST #9257 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Plus, someone has to be willing to leave to get more beer.

Or, y'know, sitting in the next room reading Bourdieu while drinking wine. On account of being allergic to rugby.


Vortex - Feb 06, 2010 12:00:04 pm PST #9258 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Or, y'know, sitting in the next room reading Bourdieu while drinking wine. On account of being allergic to rugby.

as long as you're willing to bring more beer when asked.


DebetEsse - Feb 06, 2010 12:02:07 pm PST #9259 of 30000
Woe to the fucking wicked.

Ask the audience question (I swear this is less random than it appears):

What, in your opinion, are Frank Oz's 5 most famous characters?


juliana - Feb 06, 2010 12:03:38 pm PST #9260 of 30000
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Ha! If it makes you feel any better, this straight girl would have been sitting next to The Girl yelling as well.

As would this mostly-straight girl.

Debet, #1 would be Miss Piggy. As to the rest...


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Feb 06, 2010 12:06:16 pm PST #9261 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

as long as you're willing to bring more beer when asked

Absolutely. I understand (from living with a cricket-obsessed room mate for many years) that a spectator can't leave to get beer. Something about jinxing their team.

What, in your opinion, are Frank Oz's 5 most famous characters?

Yoda. Fozzy Bear. Miss Piggy... I can't get to five, as I'm never sure which characters were his and which were other puppeteers', but those are the ones I know him for being behind.


Jessica - Feb 06, 2010 12:08:28 pm PST #9262 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yoda, Fozzie, Miss Piggy, Grover. Can't think of a fifth.