Who among us can ignore the allure of really funny math puns?

Willow ,'Empty Places'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jessica - Jan 31, 2010 2:44:25 pm PST #8620 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'm now rethinking the issue of whether he's mentally ill. Not because I think mentally ill = racist, but because his postings are rapidly losing coherence.

Mr McClure? I have this CRAZY friend who thinks he's a satirist and everyone else is racist. Is he CRAZY?

No, Billy, just ignorant!


Steph L. - Jan 31, 2010 2:45:14 pm PST #8621 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Jess wins the internets tonight!


Jessica - Jan 31, 2010 3:02:00 pm PST #8622 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Yay - I can do one thing right!

(Having feelings of colossal failure today. We watched Lilo & Stitch with Dylan because it's too cold to go outside. I used to think it was about misfits finding family, but it turns out it's about how much I suck as a mom. Also I have no idea what I'm doing on my coop board and want to resign because I SUCK. Fuck this, I need a cupcake. Fortunately I made cupcakes this afternoon.)


Cashmere - Jan 31, 2010 3:14:59 pm PST #8623 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

DEADLY ADORABLE!

Seriously. If you click that link, the cute will KILL YOU DEAD.


Glamcookie - Jan 31, 2010 3:37:59 pm PST #8624 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Thanks, peeps. We think we'll keep our funny little guy.


Barb - Jan 31, 2010 4:23:40 pm PST #8625 of 30000
“Not dead yet!”

will not engage the fucktards... will not engage the fucktards... will not engage the fucktards...


Beverly - Jan 31, 2010 5:22:42 pm PST #8626 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

I must confess, I am anti-Yanni. And proud of it--you wanna make somethin' out of it? I will take on your bigot, not sanely and in a civilized fashion, but in a way he can relate to and understand--with a La Cruset skillet.

Beeeyootiful Shane and Mama!

Jess, I'm sorry it was an afternoon. Bad movie, very bad, making Jess doubt her wonderfulness.

P-C, I'm glad it worked for you. It feels so dumb when you're doing it, and then after--hey, that worked. So I'm glad it did.

Better breathing vibes, beth.


Stephanie - Jan 31, 2010 5:30:18 pm PST #8627 of 30000
Trust my rage

Jess, can I sit in the I SUCK corner with you? It has just been one thing after another today.


Stephanie - Jan 31, 2010 6:22:00 pm PST #8628 of 30000
Trust my rage

Ack, sorry I killed the thread.


Laura - Jan 31, 2010 6:31:42 pm PST #8629 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

For the record: Jess and Stephanie do not suck!