Hey, man, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity!

Oz ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


sj - Nov 11, 2009 7:48:10 am PST #47 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

GC, I hope the baby cooperates with the sonogram today.

Aims, if you can elevate your leg, especially when seated at your desk for an extended period of time, it might help.


DavidS - Nov 11, 2009 8:06:02 am PST #48 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Based on all of that, I think an *excellent* name for a professional dominatrix would be Mistress Piriformis.

Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:10:22 am PST #49 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!

The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.


Aims - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:27 am PST #50 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No pun intended.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:37 am PST #51 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Okay, and that makes me think (because now "Mistress Piriformis" is a joke between us): what's the most inexplicable-sounding in-joke you have with a BFF/SO/co-worker/whoever? You can explain it if you like, or just leave it for us all to marvel at.

I think ours is: Nosferatu the fire-juggling drag queen.


Sparky1 - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:17 am PST #52 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sox, I think GC has the only solution - the person who told you not to listen to X should be the one to tell X s/he's out, make it clear to everyone with ownership issues they need to get over it, and be willing to take the responsibility for it (IOW, that conversation can't start, "Sox wants me to . . .").

GC your shower looked like so much fun!


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:20 am PST #53 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

No pun intended.

::snerk!::


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:39 am PST #54 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

what's the most inexplicable-sounding in-joke you have with a BFF/SO/co-worker/whoever?

My friends and I refer to the Chicago White Sox as the "Puppy Fuckers."


Aims - Nov 11, 2009 8:15:22 am PST #55 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

We have two:

1) "Fuckin' A, Bubba!" "Fucking' A, Bubba!" t high-five

2) "You're a little farm girl." "You're a cigarette."

#1 is where Em's nickname "Bubba" comes from.


WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2009 8:15:24 am PST #56 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Or, I could put x in a box with Hil's advisor and shut the lid.

I vote for this. t /not helping

The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.

Channel the laughing into an evil, knowing, sexy chuckle.

If anyone can do that, you can, Teppy.