Based on all of that, I think an *excellent* name for a professional dominatrix would be Mistress Piriformis.
Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!
Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Nov 11, 2009 8:06:02 am PST #48 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:10:22 am PST #49 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!
The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.
Aims - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:27 am PST #50 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No pun intended.
Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:37 am PST #51 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
Okay, and that makes me think (because now "Mistress Piriformis" is a joke between us): what's the most inexplicable-sounding in-joke you have with a BFF/SO/co-worker/whoever? You can explain it if you like, or just leave it for us all to marvel at.
I think ours is: Nosferatu the fire-juggling drag queen.
Sparky1 - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:17 am PST #52 of 30000
Librarian Warlord
Sox, I think GC has the only solution - the person who told you not to listen to X should be the one to tell X s/he's out, make it clear to everyone with ownership issues they need to get over it, and be willing to take the responsibility for it (IOW, that conversation can't start, "Sox wants me to . . .").
GC your shower looked like so much fun!
Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:20 am PST #53 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
No pun intended.
::snerk!::
tommyrot - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:39 am PST #54 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
what's the most inexplicable-sounding in-joke you have with a BFF/SO/co-worker/whoever?
My friends and I refer to the Chicago White Sox as the "Puppy Fuckers."
Aims - Nov 11, 2009 8:15:22 am PST #55 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
We have two:
1) "Fuckin' A, Bubba!" "Fucking' A, Bubba!" t high-five
2) "You're a little farm girl." "You're a cigarette."
#1 is where Em's nickname "Bubba" comes from.
WindSparrow - Nov 11, 2009 8:15:24 am PST #56 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Or, I could put x in a box with Hil's advisor and shut the lid.
I vote for this. t /not helping
The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.
Channel the laughing into an evil, knowing, sexy chuckle.
If anyone can do that, you can, Teppy.
Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:17:35 am PST #57 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated
The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.
Channel the laughing into an evil, knowing, sexy chuckle.
If anyone can do that, you can, Teppy.
Ha! I'm a horrible top, in terms of demeanor. We switch, and I dig it, but I'm SO not a badass. The Boy (who, when topping, is The Girl) is...awe-inspiring.