I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.

Xander ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Burrell - Nov 11, 2009 7:21:15 am PST #43 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

posting just to make it in the top 50.

Did I make it?


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2009 7:22:10 am PST #44 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Yes.

eta: Ooh - so did I.


Glamcookie - Nov 11, 2009 7:25:31 am PST #45 of 30000
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

One of those fancy 3-D sonograms?

Yep. He was in a bad position last week so I have to go back so they can look again today. Hoping to get some nice facial shots!

Ugh, Sox. Maybe speak to the person that hired you? Let them be the bad guy? Icky situation for sure.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 7:44:59 am PST #46 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

And Steph's stretch helps.

The piriformis muscle (which that stretch is for) is largely a butt muscle. So "piriformis syndrome" (which sciatica is a big symptom of) is basically a pain in the butt.

Based on all of that, I think an *excellent* name for a professional dominatrix would be Mistress Piriformis.

t /rim shot


sj - Nov 11, 2009 7:48:10 am PST #47 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

GC, I hope the baby cooperates with the sonogram today.

Aims, if you can elevate your leg, especially when seated at your desk for an extended period of time, it might help.


DavidS - Nov 11, 2009 8:06:02 am PST #48 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Based on all of that, I think an *excellent* name for a professional dominatrix would be Mistress Piriformis.

Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:10:22 am PST #49 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Time to retire the cat outfit for Halloween. Mistress Piriformis is in the house!

The Boy keeps trying to get me to use the name, but if I tried, I would just laugh and laugh, which I feel ruins the whole badass effect.


Aims - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:27 am PST #50 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No pun intended.


Steph L. - Nov 11, 2009 8:13:37 am PST #51 of 30000
the hardest to learn / was the least complicated

Okay, and that makes me think (because now "Mistress Piriformis" is a joke between us): what's the most inexplicable-sounding in-joke you have with a BFF/SO/co-worker/whoever? You can explain it if you like, or just leave it for us all to marvel at.

I think ours is: Nosferatu the fire-juggling drag queen.


Sparky1 - Nov 11, 2009 8:14:17 am PST #52 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

Sox, I think GC has the only solution - the person who told you not to listen to X should be the one to tell X s/he's out, make it clear to everyone with ownership issues they need to get over it, and be willing to take the responsibility for it (IOW, that conversation can't start, "Sox wants me to . . .").

GC your shower looked like so much fun!