I am not sure your husband's numbers are accurate. Source?
Mal: Well, look at this! Appears we got here just in the nick of time. What does that make us? Zoe: Big damn heroes, sir.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
javachik - Aug 24, 2010 6:07:12 pm PDT #29928 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
Connie Neil - Aug 24, 2010 6:17:06 pm PDT #29929 of 30000
brillig
I'll look it up.
P.M. Marc - Aug 24, 2010 6:20:57 pm PDT #29930 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
The misleading thing about the "OMG SO MUCH BLOOD" reaction is that delivering amniotic fluid and uterine lining is just about the least painful part of the whole process. I mean, it's liquid.
Yeah, it's just kind of a megaperiod.
I was warned that the uterine massage they do afterwards would hurt like a mofo, but it was mostly just uncomfortable. Delivering the placenta was almost an afterthought. Like, "Oh, yeah. Guess that needs to come out, too." It looked like an enormous slab of liver. Kinda cool.
Cashmere - Aug 24, 2010 6:25:26 pm PDT #29931 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Because my IV infiltrated after having Owen, they had to take out my IV and gave me an epi shot in the thigh instead of through IV--this helps slow the bleeding afterwards.
Well, mine didn't do squat because I was still bleeding heavily the next day. The intern on duty called my doc and they decided they needed to do an exam to make sure they didn't leave any of the placenta behind.
That basatard pulled on a rubber glove up to his BICEP. I swear, it looked like one of those gloves they use to inseminate cows. But I didn't care because whatever drug they they gave me just prior to it, damn...I would love some more right now.
Still, last thing you want after passing an 8lb. kid is someone rooting around up there.
DavidS - Aug 24, 2010 6:25:57 pm PDT #29932 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
It looked like an enormous slab of liver.
Right? Though EM's was purpley.
Cashmere - Aug 24, 2010 6:26:22 pm PDT #29933 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
And how cool is it that the hormone that your body produces when you're scared is a natural coagulant?
Fucking cool, that's how!
DavidS - Aug 24, 2010 6:26:33 pm PDT #29934 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Still, last thing you want after passing an 8lb. kid is someone rooting around up there.
Dude, you got fisted.
Cashmere - Aug 24, 2010 6:27:04 pm PDT #29935 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Dude, you got fisted.
No shit. Still--it was worth the drugs.
DavidS - Aug 24, 2010 6:28:23 pm PDT #29936 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No shit. Still--it was worth the drugs.
Drugs, kinky sex and roller derby. You are my hero.
Steph L. - Aug 24, 2010 6:35:04 pm PDT #29937 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
If she roller-derbyed *during* all of that, she would be so awesome that she could kick Wonder Woman's ass.