If she roller-derbyed *during* all of that, she would be so awesome that she could kick Wonder Woman's ass.
This here's a recipe for unpleasantness.
Mal ,'Objects In Space'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
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Steph L. - Aug 24, 2010 6:35:04 pm PDT #29937 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Cashmere - Aug 24, 2010 6:35:51 pm PDT #29938 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Mmmm...I'll take that under advisement.
beekaytee - Aug 24, 2010 6:45:48 pm PDT #29939 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
Yeah, that's just a thing babies do. Most newborns these days are swaddled as soon as they're born, but if you just leave them tummy-to-tummy with the mom they'll work their way up to a breast. It's very cool.
I had NO idea this was even possible, but given that we are mammals, I suppose it should not have been a surprise to me. It frankly left me gobsmacked.
I gave the midwife credit for a lot in terms of making the birth such an amazing experience for both the parents.
eta: The most wonderful she did and said was repeating, "Your body knows what to do" every time anyone was tempted to freak out.
Vortex - Aug 24, 2010 7:37:37 pm PDT #29940 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The c-section may restricted to what's considered elective, but I'm not sure how many of those there are.
So, they're trying to say that a c-section is elective? I've known a few friends who had to fight their doctors NOT to have a c-section.
WindSparrow - Aug 24, 2010 7:41:17 pm PDT #29941 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Dear Heavens, I'm so skimming this convo. Squeamish.
javachik - Aug 24, 2010 8:43:53 pm PDT #29942 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
So, they're trying to say that a c-section is elective? I've known a few friends who had to fight their doctors NOT to have a c-section.
Exactly. I've heard way more of this than the other way around.
omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2010 9:16:32 pm PDT #29943 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Dear Heavens, I'm so skimming this convo. Squeamish.Yeah, I skimmed a lot of it while at work. No clue why I didn't do that at home. No disrespect. A great deal of admiration for those that have done it. I think I'd be the father who passes out in the delivery room. Or loses lunch. Or both.
Spidra Webster - Aug 24, 2010 9:59:23 pm PDT #29944 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Wow. Pretty amazing convo today and no way I'll be able to read it all. Um..hi!
omnis_audis - Aug 24, 2010 10:54:53 pm PDT #29945 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
Hi!
(off to bed I go)
Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Aug 24, 2010 11:06:55 pm PDT #29946 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"
I loved all your descriptions of giving birth. I'll most likely never do it (EDS and childbirth don't mix well, and I'm not sure I'm cut out to be a mother anyway), but it's reassuring to hear it's not too bad for most people, anyway. My sister had a terrible birth with her first, who just didn't want to come out of there - she was induced when she was two weeks late, and it was all downhill from there. But I'm glad to hear that's not the usual experience!