Steph, do you think if you actually one day, shared with her she'd run screaming? Or would she say "Finally! My baby is talking to me!"
Hey, if it means I don't have to read any more, woo and, might I add, a big hoo.
Xander ,'Sleeper'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - Aug 23, 2010 11:45:10 am PDT #29667 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - Aug 23, 2010 11:46:16 am PDT #29668 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Joe = Superman.
He found the OTHER sheet of paper with the combinations on it.
HFS.
Steph L. - Aug 23, 2010 11:48:11 am PDT #29669 of 30000
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
Steph, do you think if you actually one day, shared with her she'd run screaming? Or would she say "Finally! My baby is talking to me!"
Probably more the latter. (Actually, it would me more like, "Well, Dolly, I'm glad you have a good sex life, but that sounds DANGEROUS. I don't think you should do that! It doesn't sound like a good idea at all!")
She wouldn't run screaming. She's the one who casually uses phrases like "fuckbuddy" and "pulling a train."
Joe = Superman.
What? He's Miracleman!
§ ita § - Aug 23, 2010 11:50:15 am PDT #29670 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"pulling a train."
Oh. Dear. God.
Mother, no!
amyth - Aug 23, 2010 11:51:56 am PDT #29671 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
My mother was born in 1928, and we never once talked about sex. I literally first learned about it in Catholic school.
This is so blowing my mind.
Aims - Aug 23, 2010 11:52:30 am PDT #29672 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Actually, Steph, you are totally right.
He *is* totally Miracleman.
Laga - Aug 23, 2010 11:52:33 am PDT #29673 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
My mom asked me once what a glory hole was.
I tried to tell her it was used in glassmaking but she knew it was something dirty.
Aims - Aug 23, 2010 11:53:37 am PDT #29674 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
My mom once told me, "When you first start having sex with someone new, take a shower with them, and inspect their genitals for open sores or other signs of STD'. It's not foolproof, but it can give you a good indication. And here - have a ginormous box of condoms."
amyth - Aug 23, 2010 11:53:43 am PDT #29675 of 30000
And none of us deserving the cruelty or the grace -- Leonard Cohen
Laga: Nice try, though.
Daisy Jane - Aug 23, 2010 11:54:12 am PDT #29676 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
My mom asked me during the famous Eddie Murphy SNL sketch, what exactly a 'ho is.