I'm not sure how old he is, but I heard him use the word 'newfangled' one time, so he's gotta be pretty far gone.

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tommyrot - Dec 09, 2009 1:03:39 pm PST #2837 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

an atheist who celebrates Christmas informs me that the way Christmas is celebrated in America is culturally American and has nothing to do with Christianity, and therefore there's no reason why I shouldn't celebrate it.

1) Ask to see his atheist card.
2) Tear it up.


-t - Dec 09, 2009 1:08:34 pm PST #2838 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

therefore there's no reason why I shouldn't celebrate it.

I'm pretty sure that logic also supports the conclusion that there's no reason you shouldn't punch him in the face.


Hil R. - Dec 09, 2009 1:10:09 pm PST #2839 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I attempted to say that Christmas is part of Christian culture, which includes a lot of stuff that's not explicitly religious, but does not include me. He got insulted that I was saying he was participating in Christian culture, since he is NOT NOT NOT infinitely NOT in any way Christian.


Daisy Jane - Dec 09, 2009 1:11:13 pm PST #2840 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

That's likely his excuse for why he can celebrate it. I just admit that I like getting presents and hanging with family I don't get to see often, and frankly all the pretty Christmas trees and crap,and that all that conflicts with my actual belief that the holiday celebrates something I don't believe in.


Daisy Jane - Dec 09, 2009 1:12:28 pm PST #2841 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

See, he needs to get over himself, acknowledge that Christmas is Christian, but admit that he likes it anyway. Trust me, it will be ok.


brenda m - Dec 09, 2009 1:12:58 pm PST #2842 of 30000
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I am Daisy in this.


beth b - Dec 09, 2009 1:14:08 pm PST #2843 of 30000
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

How odd. I do celebrate it, bu without any religious meaning for me. However- I can't really divorce it from christianity . I keep saying I am going to switch to a solstice celebration ( the end of short dark days is worth celebrating), but I haven't because it is easier to keep things on the day everyone has off.


Vortex - Dec 09, 2009 1:15:49 pm PST #2844 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

therefore there's no reason why I shouldn't celebrate it.

how about you don't want to? Or that regardless of how it's "culturally american", it's based in Christianity. Or he's a jackhole and should shut the fuck up before you shove a candy cane through his piehole?


Polter-Cow - Dec 09, 2009 1:16:34 pm PST #2845 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

It's hard to declare a holiday not religious when it's 67% Christ.


tommyrot - Dec 09, 2009 1:17:20 pm PST #2846 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

It's hard to declare a holiday not religious when it's 67% Christ.

Plus the other 33% is a Mass... for Christ.