God, that's awful, Teppy!
Mal: Which one you figure tracked us? Zoe: The ugly one, sir. Mal: Could you be more specific?
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Spidra Webster - Jul 31, 2010 8:28:33 pm PDT #27133 of 30000
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Sean K - Jul 31, 2010 8:30:30 pm PDT #27134 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty
Oh, Tep. You saw that I had to give my cat a bath because of cat shit in his fur, right? Fun times.
beekaytee - Jul 31, 2010 8:38:11 pm PDT #27135 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant
It just occurred to me Tep, have you got any Nature's Miracle at home? You could use that right on the pooch's fur and then give it a good rinse with water. That might make the clean up faster and significantly cut down on the smell.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:39:20 pm PDT #27136 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
It's happened maybe once every 2-3 months, where we come home late in the evening and Chloe has pooped and then (this is what we're guessing) starts to flail and then ends up sprawled on the floor and can't get up and ends up lying in it. Generally she doesn't get as much stuck on her fur as she did tonight. The floor was icky, but I swear that if it weren't 1 a.m. I would have taken her in the driveway, hooked up the hose and given her a serious bath.
She's cleaned up, though I think she could still use a good scrubby bath, and the floor is clean. And I am eating peanut butter cookies and exchanging disgusted looks with Toke the cat. (Chloe is curled up on her bed, occasionally giving me a can-I-have-a-cookie? look. Kato is lying by the front door wondering where his male human is. Slinky the cat is stalking a helpless rubber band.)
-t - Jul 31, 2010 8:39:53 pm PDT #27137 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I'm so sorry, Tep.
Getting a little literal there, universe. We get what you're saying, ok? Now back off.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:40:32 pm PDT #27138 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
have you got any Nature's Miracle at home?
I don't think we do, but we need to keep some on hand.
Cashmere - Jul 31, 2010 8:44:18 pm PDT #27139 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
And bourbon. Don't forget that.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:46:48 pm PDT #27140 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The peanut butter cookies are ameliorating the lack of bourbon.
They are the one glorious spot in gluten-free eating.
Burrell - Jul 31, 2010 8:49:03 pm PDT #27141 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
oh Steph what a rotten way to end a tough day.
Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:58:23 pm PDT #27142 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Well, the peanut butter cookies ain't bad. And the ambien has kicked in, so I'm going to crawl into bed and pray that the dog is done with pooping for the night.