What'd you all order a dead guy for?

Jayne ,'The Message'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:39:20 pm PDT #27136 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

It's happened maybe once every 2-3 months, where we come home late in the evening and Chloe has pooped and then (this is what we're guessing) starts to flail and then ends up sprawled on the floor and can't get up and ends up lying in it. Generally she doesn't get as much stuck on her fur as she did tonight. The floor was icky, but I swear that if it weren't 1 a.m. I would have taken her in the driveway, hooked up the hose and given her a serious bath.

She's cleaned up, though I think she could still use a good scrubby bath, and the floor is clean. And I am eating peanut butter cookies and exchanging disgusted looks with Toke the cat. (Chloe is curled up on her bed, occasionally giving me a can-I-have-a-cookie? look. Kato is lying by the front door wondering where his male human is. Slinky the cat is stalking a helpless rubber band.)


-t - Jul 31, 2010 8:39:53 pm PDT #27137 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm so sorry, Tep.

Getting a little literal there, universe. We get what you're saying, ok? Now back off.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:40:32 pm PDT #27138 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

have you got any Nature's Miracle at home?

I don't think we do, but we need to keep some on hand.


Cashmere - Jul 31, 2010 8:44:18 pm PDT #27139 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

And bourbon. Don't forget that.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:46:48 pm PDT #27140 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The peanut butter cookies are ameliorating the lack of bourbon.

They are the one glorious spot in gluten-free eating.


Burrell - Jul 31, 2010 8:49:03 pm PDT #27141 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

oh Steph what a rotten way to end a tough day.


Steph L. - Jul 31, 2010 8:58:23 pm PDT #27142 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Well, the peanut butter cookies ain't bad. And the ambien has kicked in, so I'm going to crawl into bed and pray that the dog is done with pooping for the night.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 31, 2010 9:11:11 pm PDT #27143 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

Thoughts for you and The Boy, Teppy. There's nothing I can add that hasn't been said here already, but I'm thinking of you.

UK Feminista conference yesterday was amazing. Day two today. I'm stretching myself beyond what my body can reasonably do, a bit. But I have a session to run! (I really, really hope someone comes to it.)

Any spare ~ma for The Girl's family would be very much appreciated. He caught an infection while on chemo and is in ICU.


P.M. Marc - Jul 31, 2010 9:43:17 pm PDT #27144 of 30000
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Oh, gah, Seska. I'm sorry, and wishing a good outcome for him.

The good thing about ~ma is we don't ever run out. There's plenty for your Girl's father, for Steph's boy's mother, for sarameg's aunt, for anyone that needs it.

We were looking at the websites of inns in the area that offer package deals. The point being that they do everything, dinner, small cake, bottle of champagne, justice of the peace, etc, and we just have to show up.

My niece's mom did that last year when she married her dude. They could have a small number of people with them, so we were there, and it was pretty cool.


Trudy Booth - Aug 01, 2010 3:00:28 am PDT #27145 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Chloe has pooped and then (this is what we're guessing) starts to flail and then ends up sprawled on the floor and can't get up and ends up lying in it. Generally she doesn't get as much stuck on her fur as she did tonight.

Well, we all mourn in our own way I guess...