Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Vortex - Jul 29, 2010 6:32:12 pm PDT #26951 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

See, a towel would be too much temptation.


meara - Jul 29, 2010 6:52:44 pm PDT #26952 of 30000

See, a towel would be too much temptation.

Well, not for ME. :)


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2010 7:05:24 pm PDT #26953 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

The important thing is that YOU be there, and you can bring anyone you want, like your mom or George Clooney.

Not to devalue The Boy who I totally dig without ever having met him, but bring George Clooney. He'd be an awesome wedding date.

I called my mom to ask her if I was missing some point of wedding etiquette, and she said, "Oh my god, take someone else!" So I shared that with The Boy, and he said "You could bring Ava!" (That is his name when he's cross-dressed.)

And, well, the invitation explicitly says "adults-only". I could wear my flamey corset! (What? If you send an invitation to ME that uses the phrase "adults-only," at this point in my life I'ma think "kink" or "orgy.")

(God. I hope it's not an orgy.)

(Do you send invitations to an orgy, or do they just happen?)


Strix - Jul 29, 2010 7:07:34 pm PDT #26954 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

I would totally sent invites to an orgy. If I were having a full-out orgy, I would want some fancy, Roman thing.


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2010 7:09:29 pm PDT #26955 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

What's that joke about southerners and orgys and thank-you notes? And what the hell is it from?

It was funny.


Steph L. - Jul 29, 2010 7:12:00 pm PDT #26956 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

What's that joke about southerners and orgys and thank-you notes? And what the hell is it from?

Q: Why doesn't the Junior League have orgies?
A: Too many thank-you notes.

I asked The Boy if you send invitations to orgies and he said of course you do, for quality control purposes.


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2010 7:16:30 pm PDT #26957 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You should totally take Ava.

And I think you should send invitations for an orgy, so you can cater for them properly.

Flipness aside, I would consider wearing a corset to a wedding. Then again, my family eschews the only-the-bride-wears-write rule. But I think it worked out cute.


Strix - Jul 29, 2010 7:17:18 pm PDT #26958 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

That was pretty much my thought, Tep. And today, you would need a STI screen, and possibly a psych eval...and SO much money for condoms, sex toys, and wine and drugs (what, you think I'm going to an orgy SOBER? Ha.)

I'm exhausted thinking about it. I think I'll stay home with a bottle of wine and my husband. Even a threesome sounds tiring!


Strix - Jul 29, 2010 7:18:27 pm PDT #26959 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Is that your dad, ita? I esp. like the tiny white flowers in the background. (Although it would be more awesome if he was wearing a white corset...)


Vortex - Jul 29, 2010 7:18:36 pm PDT #26960 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

he said "You could bring Ava!" (That is his name when he's cross-dressed.)

YES. THIS. I would totally love it if someone brought a cross dressed date to my wedding. As a matter of fact, there will be at least one drag queen. She will be doing my hair.