You know, I've saved lives. Dozens. Maybe hundreds. I reattached a girl's leg. Her whole leg. She named her hamster after me. I got a hamster. He drops a box of money, he gets a town.

Simon ,'Jaynestown'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2010 7:26:29 pm PDT #26961 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Oh DO take Ava!


Sean K - Jul 29, 2010 7:37:27 pm PDT #26962 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Ugh. I picked up ND from the doctors office today, and got to see him and his staples. Pix was on her way to pick up Barb, and I had to come back to Burbank to walk and pet sit my friends' beagle. I was going to back and see Pix and meet Barb, but since I got here, I've been feeling gassy and crampy, and now I'm all refluxy. I took a half-assed nap, and had some antacid, but I still feel borderline pukey.


WindSparrow - Jul 29, 2010 7:42:32 pm PDT #26963 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.

Or I vote for the Old Spice Man clad in towel, making tea, listening to me bitch, and then saying crazy things about what we will do to my boss and how he will make me feel better.

We need to have him read smites aloud. This would make them infinitely more satisfying.

Dear Stomach of Sean:

BeHAVE!

Thanks awfully, me


omnis_audis - Jul 29, 2010 7:43:50 pm PDT #26964 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sean, I think we got different strains of the same bug. Although, I did come home, take another dayquil, eat a small dinner, and pass out. Feeling a bit better, but the drip is still there, and hard to swallow.

ION- I'm watching the Interpreter with Nicole Kidman. She has this hair style that drapes in front of one eye sometimes. And the edits are annoying me because second tuft of hair in her eyes. Next second, behind her ear. Next second, back in her face. I just want to take some shears and trim those few bangs!


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2010 7:57:50 pm PDT #26965 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That was my father, Erin. Rocking it at age 70-odd. For some reason both my parents dressed West African for that wedding, without consulting each other...my mother was just more colourful.


sj - Jul 29, 2010 7:58:08 pm PDT #26966 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Sean and Omnis, I hope you're both feeling better soon.

I can't sleep and am just feeling generally lousy.


Strix - Jul 29, 2010 8:01:01 pm PDT #26967 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

And you were slinky!

They look fabulous. You all do.


Cass - Jul 29, 2010 8:14:28 pm PDT #26968 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

Your father is always so dashing, ita.


Burrell - Jul 29, 2010 8:15:50 pm PDT #26969 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Barb! Dudes, Barb is in LA. Must meet up with her!


§ ita § - Jul 29, 2010 8:43:14 pm PDT #26970 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Your father is always so dashing, ita.

Thanks. For all he is the quiet one, he's totally the person that expects he's front and center in his personal melodrama And that people will swoop round to do his bidding before he finishes bidding.

Atta Daddies. What sort of girls do you get out of that?

MY mother gravitates to her drama....loud voices and fainting couches and a lot of insistences, or, the dramagravitates to her

You get kids who start quiet but not meek, and then realise the power of telling complete strangers exactly what you want from them.