Done that.
It's worse if you are sitting cross-legged for me. Which, I tend to do.
Sorry, babe.
It's all about the coat.
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Cass - Jul 29, 2010 6:09:27 pm PDT #26949 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
meara - Jul 29, 2010 6:22:42 pm PDT #26950 of 30000
showing up at your house in a tux after you've had a hard day and making you a pot of tea and listening to you bitch about your boss...
OMG, I would love this. Or I vote for the Old Spice Man clad in towel, making tea, listening to me bitch, and then saying crazy things about what we will do to my boss and how he will make me feel better.
Vortex - Jul 29, 2010 6:32:12 pm PDT #26951 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
See, a towel would be too much temptation.
meara - Jul 29, 2010 6:52:44 pm PDT #26952 of 30000
See, a towel would be too much temptation.
Well, not for ME. :)
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2010 7:05:24 pm PDT #26953 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
The important thing is that YOU be there, and you can bring anyone you want, like your mom or George Clooney.
Not to devalue The Boy who I totally dig without ever having met him, but bring George Clooney. He'd be an awesome wedding date.
I called my mom to ask her if I was missing some point of wedding etiquette, and she said, "Oh my god, take someone else!" So I shared that with The Boy, and he said "You could bring Ava!" (That is his name when he's cross-dressed.)
And, well, the invitation explicitly says "adults-only". I could wear my flamey corset! (What? If you send an invitation to ME that uses the phrase "adults-only," at this point in my life I'ma think "kink" or "orgy.")
(God. I hope it's not an orgy.)
(Do you send invitations to an orgy, or do they just happen?)
Strix - Jul 29, 2010 7:07:34 pm PDT #26954 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I would totally sent invites to an orgy. If I were having a full-out orgy, I would want some fancy, Roman thing.
Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2010 7:09:29 pm PDT #26955 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
What's that joke about southerners and orgys and thank-you notes? And what the hell is it from?
It was funny.
Steph L. - Jul 29, 2010 7:12:00 pm PDT #26956 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism
What's that joke about southerners and orgys and thank-you notes? And what the hell is it from?
Q: Why doesn't the Junior League have orgies?
A: Too many thank-you notes.
I asked The Boy if you send invitations to orgies and he said of course you do, for quality control purposes.
§ ita § - Jul 29, 2010 7:16:30 pm PDT #26957 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
You should totally take Ava.
And I think you should send invitations for an orgy, so you can cater for them properly.
Flipness aside, I would consider wearing a corset to a wedding. Then again, my family eschews the only-the-bride-wears-write rule. But I think it worked out cute.
Strix - Jul 29, 2010 7:17:18 pm PDT #26958 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
That was pretty much my thought, Tep. And today, you would need a STI screen, and possibly a psych eval...and SO much money for condoms, sex toys, and wine and drugs (what, you think I'm going to an orgy SOBER? Ha.)
I'm exhausted thinking about it. I think I'll stay home with a bottle of wine and my husband. Even a threesome sounds tiring!