Totally bringing Clooney to every wedding from here on out.
Ben: I didn't ask for any of this. I just want to be normal. Gronx: I wanted to be an underwear model. We play the hand we're dealt.
'Touched'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
smonster - Jul 29, 2010 5:03:16 pm PDT #26939 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Laura - Jul 29, 2010 5:11:12 pm PDT #26940 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
If I do a renewal wedding thing for my 25th will you guys bring Clooney?
Trudy Booth - Jul 29, 2010 5:13:27 pm PDT #26941 of 30000
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Once again I would like to iterate that were George Clooney my boyfriend and/or husband I would share him with my friends.
My friends would not get to sleep with George Clooney, but he would be available, on a limited basis, for weddings, class reunions, shoulder rubs, foot rubs, showing up at your house in a tux after you've had a hard day and making you a pot of tea and listening to you bitch about your boss...
amych - Jul 29, 2010 5:25:19 pm PDT #26942 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Clooney rentals. You could make a fortune.
erikaj - Jul 29, 2010 5:28:40 pm PDT #26943 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
wrod.
smonster - Jul 29, 2010 5:37:25 pm PDT #26944 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Hey, Cass, got one for you: I just sneezed and hurt my hip flexor. Yeah, I don't even know.
Cass - Jul 29, 2010 5:41:01 pm PDT #26945 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Yeah, I don't even know.
Were you sitting down?
Hil R. - Jul 29, 2010 5:41:59 pm PDT #26946 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Hey, Cass, got one for you: I just sneezed and hurt my hip flexor. Yeah, I don't even know.
I've done that.
lisah - Jul 29, 2010 6:03:17 pm PDT #26947 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
Yeah we are gearing up to do invites but first are the save the dates many of which I'll be emailing. In the email message I'll be asking, when necessary, people for the spelling of their SO name.
Steph, I'd be pissed if I were you. That was pretty thoughtless. But maybe also just an innocent mistake in the flurry of wedding prep activity.
smonster - Jul 29, 2010 6:06:33 pm PDT #26948 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Yes, I was sitting down. Sneezed and legs went up. Hil, that both makes me feel better and further confirms my suspicions that I have a degree of hypermobility.