Yes, it's terribly simple. The good guys are always stalwart and true, the bad guys are easily distinguished by their pointy horns or black hats, and, uh, we always defeat them and save the day. No one ever dies, and everybody lives happily ever after.

Giles ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


JZ - Jul 24, 2010 4:49:57 am PDT #26481 of 30000
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Our wedding had mixed attendants, and IIRC we just called them attendants (except for the matron of honor and best man, and I think we may have called my brother's husband, the only boy on the bride's side, the stud).

t /not helpful

But of the choices on offer, I'd prefer groomswoman, as woman is a nice neutral descriptor for a grown-up female person, whereas maid is a little less neutral and has more ick potential.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 24, 2010 5:04:25 am PDT #26482 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I was my sister's Best Woman. Which was nice. She also had bridesmaids, though.


Kathy A - Jul 24, 2010 5:13:04 am PDT #26483 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Back in the late '80s, I had a coworker who had her best (male) friend as her main attendee; they called him the Dude of Honor.


DCJensen - Jul 24, 2010 5:31:17 am PDT #26484 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Sweet!"


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:29:00 am PDT #26485 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Wait, what are the male attendants called, traditionally (on the groom's side)? My mind has gone totally blank.


Lee - Jul 24, 2010 6:32:09 am PDT #26486 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

groomsmen


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:45:25 am PDT #26487 of 30000
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Oh my god, I was drawing a total blank! (Yes, despite the use just a few posts above of "groomsmaid" and "groomswoman.") I need more caffeine.


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2010 7:00:09 am PDT #26488 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Or ushers.


Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:11:54 am PDT #26489 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

"That's it! You're off the usher list!"

t /Spike


lisah - Jul 24, 2010 7:12:56 am PDT #26490 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

We're calling ours Committee Members.