A ghost? What's the deal? Is every frat on this campus haunted? And if so, why do people keep coming to these parties, cause it's not the snacks.

Xander ,'Dirty Girls'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Seska (the Watcher-in-Training) - Jul 24, 2010 5:04:25 am PDT #26482 of 30000
"We're all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?"

I was my sister's Best Woman. Which was nice. She also had bridesmaids, though.


Kathy A - Jul 24, 2010 5:13:04 am PDT #26483 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Back in the late '80s, I had a coworker who had her best (male) friend as her main attendee; they called him the Dude of Honor.


DCJensen - Jul 24, 2010 5:31:17 am PDT #26484 of 30000
All is well that ends in pizza.

"Sweet!"


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:29:00 am PDT #26485 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Wait, what are the male attendants called, traditionally (on the groom's side)? My mind has gone totally blank.


Lee - Jul 24, 2010 6:32:09 am PDT #26486 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

groomsmen


Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:45:25 am PDT #26487 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Oh my god, I was drawing a total blank! (Yes, despite the use just a few posts above of "groomsmaid" and "groomswoman.") I need more caffeine.


Hil R. - Jul 24, 2010 7:00:09 am PDT #26488 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Or ushers.


Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:11:54 am PDT #26489 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

"That's it! You're off the usher list!"

t /Spike


lisah - Jul 24, 2010 7:12:56 am PDT #26490 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

We're calling ours Committee Members.


Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:13:37 am PDT #26491 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

Wedding Committee? Awesome!