"Sweet!"
      
      Simon: You are my beautiful sister. River: I threw up on your bed. Simon: Yep. Definitely my sister.
      
      
 
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
				DCJensen - Jul 24, 2010  5:31:17 am PDT #26484 of 30000
		
		All is well that ends in pizza.
	
				Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010  6:29:00 am PDT #26485 of 30000
		
		this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
	Wait, what are the male attendants called, traditionally (on the groom's side)? My mind has gone totally blank.
				Lee - Jul 24, 2010  6:32:09 am PDT #26486 of 30000
		
		The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
	groomsmen
				Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010  6:45:25 am PDT #26487 of 30000
		
		this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
	Oh my god, I was drawing a total blank! (Yes, despite the use just a few posts above of "groomsmaid" and "groomswoman.") I need more caffeine.
				Hil R. - Jul 24, 2010  7:00:09 am PDT #26488 of 30000
		
		Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
	Or ushers.
				Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010  7:11:54 am PDT #26489 of 30000
		
		Now tagless for your comfort.
	"That's it! You're off the usher list!"
t /Spike
				lisah - Jul 24, 2010  7:12:56 am PDT #26490 of 30000
		
		Punishingly Intricate
	We're calling ours Committee Members.
				Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010  7:13:37 am PDT #26491 of 30000
		
		Now tagless for your comfort.
	Wedding Committee? Awesome!
				Strix - Jul 24, 2010  7:14:44 am PDT #26492 of 30000
		
		A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
	Wedding Minions
				Laga - Jul 24, 2010  7:20:22 am PDT #26493 of 30000
		
		You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
	
Laga, have you found a new home for your kitty after she has to leave your parents'?
yes! A neighbor (of my parents) has offered to foster Persey until we can get a place of our own.