Wait, what are the male attendants called, traditionally (on the groom's side)? My mind has gone totally blank.
Book: Where's the doctor? Not back yet?
Zoe: (beat) We don't make him hurry for the little stuff. He'll be along.
Book: He could hurry... a little.
'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:29:00 am PDT #26485 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Lee - Jul 24, 2010 6:32:09 am PDT #26486 of 30000
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
groomsmen
Steph L. - Jul 24, 2010 6:45:25 am PDT #26487 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Oh my god, I was drawing a total blank! (Yes, despite the use just a few posts above of "groomsmaid" and "groomswoman.") I need more caffeine.
Hil R. - Jul 24, 2010 7:00:09 am PDT #26488 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Or ushers.
Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:11:54 am PDT #26489 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
"That's it! You're off the usher list!"
t /Spike
lisah - Jul 24, 2010 7:12:56 am PDT #26490 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
We're calling ours Committee Members.
Cashmere - Jul 24, 2010 7:13:37 am PDT #26491 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.
Wedding Committee? Awesome!
Strix - Jul 24, 2010 7:14:44 am PDT #26492 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Wedding Minions
Laga - Jul 24, 2010 7:20:22 am PDT #26493 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Laga, have you found a new home for your kitty after she has to leave your parents'?
yes! A neighbor (of my parents) has offered to foster Persey until we can get a place of our own.
Zenkitty - Jul 24, 2010 7:21:56 am PDT #26494 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm so glad!