Uh, are we gonna fight, or is there just gonna be a monster sarcasm rally?

Stoner Vamp ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Jul 16, 2010 12:54:33 pm PDT #25798 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Yay debauchery!


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 12:59:53 pm PDT #25799 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Your motivation will thank us!


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 1:21:09 pm PDT #25800 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Maybe I take some comp hours and look for my motivation at home. It's so hot and sunny outside, and FREEZING inside. I just want a happy medium.


Jessica - Jul 16, 2010 1:23:00 pm PDT #25801 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I don't much care where my motivation is right now, since I'm sitting baby-poolside in my backyard watching Dylan water everything in sight with his toy watering can. I love summer.


Kathy A - Jul 16, 2010 1:36:03 pm PDT #25802 of 30000
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Dylan water everything in sight with his toy watering can

Awww!! Reminds me of a few summers ago, when I visited my stepsister and her family, including her toddler, who was having the best time filling up her watering can with the hose her dad kept hold of (not letting her wander with it--smart man!) and then watering everything on the deck, including us.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 2:30:55 pm PDT #25803 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I wonder if this is something Jilli would like: Comedy Is Dead at the Hollywood Forever Masonic Lodge in the cemetery. Only $15


Atropa - Jul 16, 2010 2:38:18 pm PDT #25804 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I would rather go to the movie nights at Hollywood Forever. And I want to go to those a lot.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 2:46:41 pm PDT #25805 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Ooh me too! I didn't recognize any of those comedians, but then again, I don't follow stand up a ton.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 2:51:54 pm PDT #25806 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

boss left 45 minutes ago. I'm not doing anything anyhow. I'm slipping out. Ssshhhh. Don't tell anyone.


Zenkitty - Jul 16, 2010 2:56:30 pm PDT #25807 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm out of Diet Coke. What else can I mix cherry vodka with?