Ooh me too! I didn't recognize any of those comedians, but then again, I don't follow stand up a ton.
I'm sorry. You were going to ask me to choose, right? Did you want to finish?
Zoe ,'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 2:46:41 pm PDT #25805 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 2:51:54 pm PDT #25806 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
boss left 45 minutes ago. I'm not doing anything anyhow. I'm slipping out. Ssshhhh. Don't tell anyone.
Zenkitty - Jul 16, 2010 2:56:30 pm PDT #25807 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
I'm out of Diet Coke. What else can I mix cherry vodka with?
Jessica - Jul 16, 2010 2:57:19 pm PDT #25808 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Ice?
-t - Jul 16, 2010 2:58:51 pm PDT #25809 of 30000
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Lime juice.
javachik - Jul 16, 2010 3:17:33 pm PDT #25810 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.
I am dying of laughter.
On Tuesday, when I hinted to my boss that I could soon be single, she said, "Oh, I like Steve a lot and am bummed for you. But I know such a wonderful man and he'd be perfect for you....(and then she whispered)except for his job."
Me: "What, is he a butcher" And then I laughed.
So, since it's looking more and more like I will be uncoupled sooner than later, today I popped into her office.
"I'm intrigued. What does the guy do for a living?"
Sue laughs. Then reiterates how much her husband and she have said to each other so many times how this guy and I would really hit it off.
"He's a pastor."
Cue hysterical laughing.
Me: "Yeah, considering I'm your favorite Atheist, it might not go over...?"
Sue: "...but he's a really big Giants fan!"
Nicole - Jul 16, 2010 3:17:46 pm PDT #25811 of 30000
I'm getting the pig!
Diet 7-up is what I use. DH sometimes mxes it with ginger ale.
Strix - Jul 16, 2010 3:52:21 pm PDT #25812 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
In It Must Be Another Day, Because Something Changed, it turns out our house was auctioned of to another bank, but we are keeping it, as they are refinancing us at a mere $60 more a month.
I know this is good news, and husband is over the moon...but I am not entirely pleased by it. Not a logical response, but...
Still Cleaning Up Other People's Shit Where I Live. :(
DavidS - Jul 16, 2010 3:57:16 pm PDT #25813 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
On the plus side, Erin, you guys can probably sell it when the market is better and move into a more desirable place without doing it under the gun. Somewhere down the line you'll have that place that feels like yours. Is it something you've talked about with your DH?
quester - Jul 16, 2010 4:15:02 pm PDT #25814 of 30000
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.
You already know by your own reaction that moving to a new place is your true desire. So, what David said.