You do well to flee, townspeople! I will pillage your lands and dwellings! I will burn your crops and make merry sport with your more attractive daughters! Ha ha ha! Mark my words! Ooh! Ale! I smell delicious ale!

Olaf the Troll ,'Showtime'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 12:00:29 pm PDT #25788 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

the watcher can fantasize (almost by definition) being in the, um, shoes of more than one, um, participant.
this is why girl-on-girl action is so hot for the het guys. No matter the camera angle, you are seeing bits you like, and imagining you being in their socks.

Porn has helped identify fake orgasms. To the point where in college, my neighbor upstairs, I could tell when she was faking it real easy. She didn't believe me until I called her out on it with 100% accuracy. She was amazed. "But all the guys I'm with think I came". Maybe it's different when you aren't in the drivers seat.

I'm with Sean. If I'm going to watch, it's gotta be more natural. And not fake body parts either. The other reason I'm not a fan of porn videos.


Zenkitty - Jul 16, 2010 12:05:16 pm PDT #25789 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

squirting porn

I'm sorry. I can't see that phrase without laughing uncontrollably. skwert!

What does it say about me that part of what I find enjoyable about porn with women really enjoying themselves is that it makes it easier to fantasize about being her? And I've often wondered/fantasized about what it would be like to be a female having some really hot, enjoyable sex.

I dunno, I think it's says you're an open-minded guy who actually likes women. And I think a lot of people wonder/fantasize about what it would be like to have sex as the opposite gender. Hell, we ladies who write slash fic make a hobby of it! I think a lot more men do and a lot more would admit to it, if there weren't this societal stigma about men wanting *anything* associated with women.


Pix - Jul 16, 2010 12:19:45 pm PDT #25790 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.

I'm sorry. I can't see that phrase without laughing uncontrollably. skwert!

Me either! The squirting porn weirds me out, frankly. I mean, if it works for them, awesome, but...it moves my mind from thinking about sex to thinking about anatomy. Which is all well and good, but not remotely arousing. For me, of course.


erikaj - Jul 16, 2010 12:33:42 pm PDT #25791 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!

I'm not sure what I think in re legalization and whatnot, because, clearly, making prostitution a criminal act protects nobody. However, the most ardent legalization advocates I ever meet seem to be young men who wish that their pretty friend would start selling ass. The only desire that fills me with is the desire to beat them till they cry. And not the fun kind. Porn: I like to read dirty stories and whatever, but I've hardly ever seen anything in porn movie that even came near my buttons...the few I have seen aren't my fantasies. Apparently.


omnis_audis - Jul 16, 2010 12:39:04 pm PDT #25792 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

um. Has anyone seen my motivation? I can't seem to find it, and my productivity for the day has PLUMMETED!


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 12:41:57 pm PDT #25793 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Mine not only disappeared, I just had my boss drop me off at the bar! Boss lady FTW! In our defense the rest of our deprtment was at Inception, the BASTARDS!


meara - Jul 16, 2010 12:45:02 pm PDT #25794 of 30000

If you see your motivation, will you send mine home with it??


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 12:49:26 pm PDT #25795 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

All your motivation are belong to me ! I am using it to drink the scotch!


Sean K - Jul 16, 2010 12:51:53 pm PDT #25796 of 30000
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

My motivation is watching porn.


Daisy Jane - Jul 16, 2010 12:53:18 pm PDT #25797 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Well there you have it. Sean and I are using your motivaion to debauch ourselves.