'Dirty Girls'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Dylan water everything in sight with his toy watering can
Awww!! Reminds me of a few summers ago, when I visited my stepsister and her family, including her toddler, who was having the best time filling up her watering can with the hose her dad kept hold of (not letting her wander with it--smart man!) and then watering everything on the deck, including us.
I wonder if this is something Jilli would like: Comedy Is Dead at the Hollywood Forever Masonic Lodge in the cemetery. Only $15
I would rather go to the movie nights at Hollywood Forever. And I want to go to those a lot.
Ooh me too! I didn't recognize any of those comedians, but then again, I don't follow stand up a ton.
boss left 45 minutes ago. I'm not doing anything anyhow. I'm slipping out. Ssshhhh. Don't tell anyone.
I'm out of Diet Coke. What else can I mix cherry vodka with?
Ice?
Lime juice.
I am dying of laughter.
On Tuesday, when I hinted to my boss that I could soon be single, she said, "Oh, I like Steve a lot and am bummed for you. But I know such a wonderful man and he'd be perfect for you....(and then she whispered)except for his job."
Me: "What, is he a butcher" And then I laughed.
So, since it's looking more and more like I will be uncoupled sooner than later, today I popped into her office.
"I'm intrigued. What does the guy do for a living?"
Sue laughs. Then reiterates how much her husband and she have said to each other so many times how this guy and I would really hit it off.
"He's a pastor."
Cue hysterical laughing.
Me: "Yeah, considering I'm your favorite Atheist, it might not go over...?"
Sue: "...but he's a really big Giants fan!"
Diet 7-up is what I use. DH sometimes mxes it with ginger ale.