Fred: It's the pictures in my mind that are getting me. It's like being stuck in a really bad movie with those Clockwork Orange clampy things on my eyeballs. Wesley: Why imagine? Reality's disturbing enough.

'Shells'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Toddson - Jun 24, 2010 9:32:26 am PDT #23711 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

re the royal wedding guests: that's a LOT of bling!

And the Spanish princess (in pink) looks like she may have mugged a matador for the jacket.


Nora Deirdre - Jun 24, 2010 9:36:09 am PDT #23712 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

A poll for tonight's activities:

To start, let me mention I'm kind of hungover and really tired.

Should I:

Go to yoga?
Go to this seminar on absinthe cocktail making?
Do nothing?


Toddson - Jun 24, 2010 9:36:58 am PDT #23713 of 30000
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Go to the seminar on absinthe cocktail making and report back to US!


Aims - Jun 24, 2010 9:37:04 am PDT #23714 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I TOTALLY JUST SENT THAT TO THE FUG GIRLS!!

Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: You should.
Princess Elena: How was I to know? Princess Cristina: Sweetheart, here's a bit of advice: When doing your walk of shame, make sure you have left with your wrap, and not the jacket of your matador lover.
Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: It's ok - it's taking away from the fact that I'm wearing Eleanor Dashwood's dress as redesigned by Forever 21.


Sparky1 - Jun 24, 2010 9:44:59 am PDT #23715 of 30000
Librarian Warlord

I feel so sorry for the mother of the groom. Someone should have loaned her some sparkly stuff!


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2010 9:45:01 am PDT #23716 of 30000
brillig

I never understood why it was considered a walk of shame. Shouldn't it be the Strut of I Got Some?


Polter-Cow - Jun 24, 2010 9:47:37 am PDT #23717 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

They should call it the Walk of Stop Assuming We Had Sex, Maybe We Talked and Then Had Ice Cream; Ice Cream Is Awesome Too and Don't Lie, You Want Some Right Now.


Connie Neil - Jun 24, 2010 9:54:14 am PDT #23718 of 30000
brillig

That works.

Heaven knows I was always smirking when I strolled into the dorm on a Sunday morning while wearing the clothes I left in Saturday night.


tommyrot - Jun 24, 2010 9:58:17 am PDT #23719 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

American Ethnic Food

Simone Smith visited a gourmet supermarket in Berlin and found an American section among the ethnic foods! Now stop and guess what she found there before you see it. I imagine they stock it with “comfort foods” requested by Americans living in Germany

Huh. Hershey's Syrup is American ethic food. Also baking mix, V-8, Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, Swiss Miss, Newman's Own salad dressing... and Mac and Cheese!


Burrell - Jun 24, 2010 9:59:53 am PDT #23720 of 30000
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I went to China for 3 months and ate the local food. Much of the time, there weren't any other options. I ate street food. I ate food cooked in people's homes. As far as I can tell, everyone in China is a great cook.

I ate little to no meat while I was there as I didn't trust it to be refrigerated, etc, and I avoided eating raw foods. I never had any problems.