Go to the seminar on absinthe cocktail making and report back to US!

I TOTALLY JUST SENT THAT TO THE FUG GIRLS!!

Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: You should.
Princess Elena: How was I to know? Princess Cristina: Sweetheart, here's a bit of advice: When doing your walk of shame, make sure you have left with your wrap, and not the jacket of your matador lover.
Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: It's ok - it's taking away from the fact that I'm wearing Eleanor Dashwood's dress as redesigned by Forever 21.

I feel so sorry for the mother of the groom. Someone should have loaned her some sparkly stuff!

I never understood why it was considered a walk of shame. Shouldn't it be the Strut of I Got Some?

They should call it the Walk of Stop Assuming We Had Sex, Maybe We Talked and Then Had Ice Cream; Ice Cream Is Awesome Too and Don't Lie, You Want Some Right Now.

That works.

Heaven knows I was always smirking when I strolled into the dorm on a Sunday morning while wearing the clothes I left in Saturday night.

American Ethnic Food

Simone Smith visited a gourmet supermarket in Berlin and found an American section among the ethnic foods! Now stop and guess what she found there before you see it. I imagine they stock it with “comfort foods” requested by Americans living in Germany

Huh. Hershey's Syrup is American ethic food. Also baking mix, V-8, Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, Swiss Miss, Newman's Own salad dressing... and Mac and Cheese!

I went to China for 3 months and ate the local food. Much of the time, there weren't any other options. I ate street food. I ate food cooked in people's homes. As far as I can tell, everyone in China is a great cook.

I ate little to no meat while I was there as I didn't trust it to be refrigerated, etc, and I avoided eating raw foods. I never had any problems.

I eat a lot of food I probably shouldn`t and I get sick sometimes but it`s usually worth it. I ate snake off the tree in the Venezuelan jungle--held it so the locals could skin it. I ate sheep intestine grilled just off the sheep on Navajo land. I mean, someone offered it to me, so I ate it, I didn`t really fuss about it. And I`ve eaten chain restaurants in odd places. I love Hawaiian McDonalds because you can get eggs and portuguese sausage.

Jamaican water is typically supposed to be very good quality, but you can't fight incompatible flora.