I TOTALLY JUST SENT THAT TO THE FUG GIRLS!!

Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: You should.
Princess Elena: How was I to know? Princess Cristina: Sweetheart, here's a bit of advice: When doing your walk of shame, make sure you have left with your wrap, and not the jacket of your matador lover.
Princess Elena: I hang my head in shame.
Princess Cristina: It's ok - it's taking away from the fact that I'm wearing Eleanor Dashwood's dress as redesigned by Forever 21.

I feel so sorry for the mother of the groom. Someone should have loaned her some sparkly stuff!

I never understood why it was considered a walk of shame. Shouldn't it be the Strut of I Got Some?

They should call it the Walk of Stop Assuming We Had Sex, Maybe We Talked and Then Had Ice Cream; Ice Cream Is Awesome Too and Don't Lie, You Want Some Right Now.

That works.

Heaven knows I was always smirking when I strolled into the dorm on a Sunday morning while wearing the clothes I left in Saturday night.

American Ethnic Food

Simone Smith visited a gourmet supermarket in Berlin and found an American section among the ethnic foods! Now stop and guess what she found there before you see it. I imagine they stock it with “comfort foods” requested by Americans living in Germany

Huh. Hershey's Syrup is American ethic food. Also baking mix, V-8, Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, Swiss Miss, Newman's Own salad dressing... and Mac and Cheese!

I went to China for 3 months and ate the local food. Much of the time, there weren't any other options. I ate street food. I ate food cooked in people's homes. As far as I can tell, everyone in China is a great cook.

I ate little to no meat while I was there as I didn't trust it to be refrigerated, etc, and I avoided eating raw foods. I never had any problems.

I eat a lot of food I probably shouldn`t and I get sick sometimes but it`s usually worth it. I ate snake off the tree in the Venezuelan jungle--held it so the locals could skin it. I ate sheep intestine grilled just off the sheep on Navajo land. I mean, someone offered it to me, so I ate it, I didn`t really fuss about it. And I`ve eaten chain restaurants in odd places. I love Hawaiian McDonalds because you can get eggs and portuguese sausage.

Jamaican water is typically supposed to be very good quality, but you can't fight incompatible flora.

Go to the seminar on absinthe cocktail making and report back to US!

YES, DO THIS. I would like a detailed report, please.