Bunch of wanna blessed-bes. Nowadays every girl with a henna tattoo and a spice rack thinks she's a sister to the dark ones.

Willow ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Atropa - Jun 14, 2010 9:03:18 am PDT #22405 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

The first official asker was psycho ex 2.0. Never trust a serial engagement person.

Words to live by, folks. Words to live by.

I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.


Aims - Jun 14, 2010 9:09:46 am PDT #22406 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.

Yupper-do.


Calli - Jun 14, 2010 9:09:53 am PDT #22407 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I didn't marry the first, and so far only, guy to ask me. Just as well. He's not awful or anything, but we don't really have much to talk about.


amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:17:21 am PDT #22408 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I married the first one I asked. More to the point, regardless of who asked in what order, Connie, you clearly picked the one for you, and the fact that you've reached this anniversary proves it. Congratulations!


Jars - Jun 14, 2010 9:20:42 am PDT #22409 of 30000

So did anyone else marry the first person who asked?

I did the asking. He was the first person I asked and he said yes, though. Nearly four years ago now. Eep!


Miracleman - Jun 14, 2010 9:24:50 am PDT #22410 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.

Yupper-do.

What?! Are you a bigamist?!


Aims - Jun 14, 2010 9:29:07 am PDT #22411 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

No - we were never really married. I printed that out on the printer. Harry was faking.


Beverly - Jun 14, 2010 9:29:59 am PDT #22412 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Happy Birthday, Dylan! Happy Birthday, java!

Congratulations, Connie!

I did not marry the first man to propose, and it broke my heart to refuse, but it would never have been right. I did not say yes the first, or the second, time the man I did marry asked. The first time was in the bathroom over alka seltzer, and was part of a comforting hug. The second was on the occasion of my having won him a bet, and I was pissed. The third time was serious. And so was I.

It's worked out. So far. And we have Al and Tipper beat.


Daisy Jane - Jun 14, 2010 9:31:41 am PDT #22413 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

I didn't marry the first person to ask, but I was the first person Jon even thought about asking. It was a complete surprise to me.


Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2010 9:31:52 am PDT #22414 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.

Congratulations Connie and DH, and Raq and DH!

My "girlfriend" in second grade asked me to marry her. In fact, she and her friends forced me into a "ceremony." I wasn't interested, but I didn't give anybody a bloody nose.