I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.
Yupper-do.
What?! Are you a bigamist?!
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I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.
Yupper-do.
What?! Are you a bigamist?!
No - we were never really married. I printed that out on the printer. Harry was faking.
Happy Birthday, Dylan! Happy Birthday, java!
Congratulations, Connie!
I did not marry the first man to propose, and it broke my heart to refuse, but it would never have been right. I did not say yes the first, or the second, time the man I did marry asked. The first time was in the bathroom over alka seltzer, and was part of a comforting hug. The second was on the occasion of my having won him a bet, and I was pissed. The third time was serious. And so was I.
It's worked out. So far. And we have Al and Tipper beat.
I didn't marry the first person to ask, but I was the first person Jon even thought about asking. It was a complete surprise to me.
Congratulations Connie and DH, and Raq and DH!
My "girlfriend" in second grade asked me to marry her. In fact, she and her friends forced me into a "ceremony." I wasn't interested, but I didn't give anybody a bloody nose.
The first and only person to ask me was drunk both times, and I'm pretty sure it was to prove that she loved me more than I loved her. Actually, it was three times, and the third was just after I got back from Peace Corps and went like this (both of us were sober):
Her: So, you're not going to marry me, then.
Me: Nope.
Her: So, I can cross that off my list then.
Me: Yep.
I was her first relationship, and AFAIK, her only to date. Wonderful person. Just not right for me.
I've gotten two things done today that were on my to do list for three months. Each one took roughly 20 minutes. Is it possible to \\o/ and ::facepalm:: simultaneously?
eta maybe like this? \\o> Nah, that just looks like I'm doing The Sprinkler.
Congratulations in any event, smonster. It's fun to see you on fiyah!
Very impressive, smonster! I applaud you, even as I secretly wonder if you stole the last embers of my alleged fiyah through the phone this morning. (It's okay if you did. I wasn't gonna use it anyway.)
I know those things smonster. I've done a few of those over the last 3 days
Oh no, Zenkitty! I credit you with starting my day off right! Off to DBT now, and I even got my homework done for that. On the personal front, I scheduled bloodwork and dental for one cat and a mole removal for me, both also months overdue. For my next feat I will pay overdue bills! I hope.