I didn't marry the first, and so far only, guy to ask me. Just as well. He's not awful or anything, but we don't really have much to talk about.
Saffron: I'll die. Mal: Well, as a courtesy, you might start getting busy on that, 'cause all this chatter ain't doin' me any kindness.
'Trash'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Calli - Jun 14, 2010 9:09:53 am PDT #22407 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
amych - Jun 14, 2010 9:17:21 am PDT #22408 of 30000
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I married the first one I asked. More to the point, regardless of who asked in what order, Connie, you clearly picked the one for you, and the fact that you've reached this anniversary proves it. Congratulations!
Jars - Jun 14, 2010 9:20:42 am PDT #22409 of 30000
So did anyone else marry the first person who asked?
I did the asking. He was the first person I asked and he said yes, though. Nearly four years ago now. Eep!
Miracleman - Jun 14, 2010 9:24:50 am PDT #22410 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
I didn't marry the first guy who asked me. But I married the right one.
Yupper-do.
What?! Are you a bigamist?!
Aims - Jun 14, 2010 9:29:07 am PDT #22411 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
No - we were never really married. I printed that out on the printer. Harry was faking.
Beverly - Jun 14, 2010 9:29:59 am PDT #22412 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Happy Birthday, Dylan! Happy Birthday, java!
Congratulations, Connie!
I did not marry the first man to propose, and it broke my heart to refuse, but it would never have been right. I did not say yes the first, or the second, time the man I did marry asked. The first time was in the bathroom over alka seltzer, and was part of a comforting hug. The second was on the occasion of my having won him a bet, and I was pissed. The third time was serious. And so was I.
It's worked out. So far. And we have Al and Tipper beat.
Daisy Jane - Jun 14, 2010 9:31:41 am PDT #22413 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I didn't marry the first person to ask, but I was the first person Jon even thought about asking. It was a complete surprise to me.
Fred Pete - Jun 14, 2010 9:31:52 am PDT #22414 of 30000
Ann, that's a ferret.
Congratulations Connie and DH, and Raq and DH!
My "girlfriend" in second grade asked me to marry her. In fact, she and her friends forced me into a "ceremony." I wasn't interested, but I didn't give anybody a bloody nose.
smonster - Jun 14, 2010 10:04:37 am PDT #22415 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
The first and only person to ask me was drunk both times, and I'm pretty sure it was to prove that she loved me more than I loved her. Actually, it was three times, and the third was just after I got back from Peace Corps and went like this (both of us were sober):
Her: So, you're not going to marry me, then.
Me: Nope.
Her: So, I can cross that off my list then.
Me: Yep.
I was her first relationship, and AFAIK, her only to date. Wonderful person. Just not right for me.
I've gotten two things done today that were on my to do list for three months. Each one took roughly 20 minutes. Is it possible to \\o/ and ::facepalm:: simultaneously?
eta maybe like this? \\o> Nah, that just looks like I'm doing The Sprinkler.
Beverly - Jun 14, 2010 10:13:45 am PDT #22416 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.
Congratulations in any event, smonster. It's fun to see you on fiyah!