And the thing is, I like my evil like I like my men: evil. You know, straight up, black hat, tied to the train tracks, soon my electro-ray will destroy metropolis BAD.

Buffy ,'Sleeper'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cashmere - Jun 03, 2010 5:09:30 am PDT #21196 of 30000
Now tagless for your comfort.

I can take 26 Biebers.

As someone who's taken her share of groin shots, not having family jewels doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. It's a good warmup.

Tosh.0 did a whole series on ladies' groin shots. There were some funny phrases--my favorite being Lady Flower Pain Shower and Game Ovaries.


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:10:40 am PDT #21197 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

It's initials. Thank you!

(Also, since only Buffistas would understand my pain: Fuck you, CMoS. You're making me hate the serial comma).


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:42:13 am PDT #21198 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fuck you, CMoS. You're making me hate the serial comma).

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:43:40 am PDT #21199 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:07 am PDT #21200 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dana - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:58 am PDT #21201 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Uh. Guys. The Emperor is broken.


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:20 am PDT #21202 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

(If that will stop bt's chain reaction)

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!

Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness.


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:35 am PDT #21203 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:01 am PDT #21204 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

...

Apparently not.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:14 am PDT #21205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Hey Emperor - maybe you should reboot yourself.