Mal: There's plenty orders of mine that she didn't obey. Wash: Name one! Mal: She married you!
'War Stories'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:35 am PDT #21203 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:01 am PDT #21204 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
...
Apparently not.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:14 am PDT #21205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Hey Emperor - maybe you should reboot yourself.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:48:05 am PDT #21206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! You know, the one with the turntable.
sj - Jun 03, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #21207 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Fuck. I big piece of something under my car seems to be cracked in half. I'm waiting for AAA now and hoping this doesn't cost me a ton of money.
Pix - Jun 03, 2010 6:17:44 am PDT #21208 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
I apparently slid off my lovely new tempur pedic pillow that has given me two nights of pain- free sleep, because I just woke up having tweaked my neck so badly that pain killers and muscle relaxers may be needed. I have to grade final exams today, dammit. I can't afford a med-induced haze. But OW. Stupid neck.
Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 6:50:39 am PDT #21209 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Please stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.
smonster - Jun 03, 2010 6:58:39 am PDT #21210 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Game Ovaries.
BWAH!
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.
See, I totally flashed on the House on the Rock.
Y'all, I'm so tired I get motion sickness if I turn my head too fast. I know those of you with chronic insomnia and/or small children will have little sympathy, but gah.
Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 7:01:17 am PDT #21211 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Oh, no, we have total sympathy.
We're just too tired to adequately express it.
sj - Jun 03, 2010 7:07:08 am PDT #21212 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Ouch, Pix! Feel better.
Apparently I cracked the splash guard in half. The mechanic is going to replace it and check for other damage. If they do it quickly enough I might still get to see my cousin and her two adorable kidlets. The doctor has been rescheduled for next week.