We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this!

Anya ,'Bring On The Night'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:42:13 am PDT #21198 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fuck you, CMoS. You're making me hate the serial comma).

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:43:40 am PDT #21199 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:07 am PDT #21200 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Dana - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:58 am PDT #21201 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Uh. Guys. The Emperor is broken.


Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:20 am PDT #21202 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

(If that will stop bt's chain reaction)

Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!

Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness.


billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:35 am PDT #21203 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:01 am PDT #21204 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

...

Apparently not.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:14 am PDT #21205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Huh. Hey Emperor - maybe you should reboot yourself.


tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:48:05 am PDT #21206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Also, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! You know, the one with the turntable.


sj - Jun 03, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #21207 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Fuck. I big piece of something under my car seems to be cracked in half. I'm waiting for AAA now and hoping this doesn't cost me a ton of money.