Let me guess. We're in a hurry.
Inara ,'Serenity'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:07 am PDT #21200 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Dana - Jun 03, 2010 5:45:58 am PDT #21201 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Uh. Guys. The Emperor is broken.
Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:20 am PDT #21202 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
(If that will stop bt's chain reaction)
Good! Your hate has made you powerful. Now, fulfill your destiny and take your father's place at my side!
Never. I’ll never turn to the dark side. You’ve failed, your highness.
billytea - Jun 03, 2010 5:46:35 am PDT #21203 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Shir - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:01 am PDT #21204 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
...
Apparently not.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:47:14 am PDT #21205 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Huh. Hey Emperor - maybe you should reboot yourself.
tommyrot - Jun 03, 2010 5:48:05 am PDT #21206 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Also, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain! You know, the one with the turntable.
sj - Jun 03, 2010 5:55:14 am PDT #21207 of 30000
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."
Fuck. I big piece of something under my car seems to be cracked in half. I'm waiting for AAA now and hoping this doesn't cost me a ton of money.
Pix - Jun 03, 2010 6:17:44 am PDT #21208 of 30000
The status is NOT quo.
I apparently slid off my lovely new tempur pedic pillow that has given me two nights of pain- free sleep, because I just woke up having tweaked my neck so badly that pain killers and muscle relaxers may be needed. I have to grade final exams today, dammit. I can't afford a med-induced haze. But OW. Stupid neck.
Miracleman - Jun 03, 2010 6:50:39 am PDT #21209 of 30000
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Please stand by. The Emperor is temporarily experiencing technical difficulties.
While we wait for his Imperial Majesty to be repaired, please enjoy our other animatronic amusements: Genghis Khan. Attila the Hun. Josef Stalin. Adolf Hitler. Rupert Murdoch.
Thank you for your patience, and your patronage of Disneyworld's Hall of Bastards.