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Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?

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DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 4:22:31 pm PDT #21134 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

34 Beibers! Do I win? I lied on a couple but if you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.

Matilda is (a) learning to tell Knock Knock jokes; and (b) entering a new Freudian stage. See if you can tell which one. (Note: she does the whole joke herself without waiting for the traditional call and response.)

Matilda: Knock Knock! Who's there? I'm a person! With a crazy dog. With a poop.

Strix - Jun 02, 2010 4:23:10 pm PDT #21135 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Pfft. I have my own car!

I just want my mentor to have transpo. I have standards.

Plus, now you can bring me cookies.

Strix - Jun 02, 2010 4:23:50 pm PDT #21136 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

Ah, the anal stage...

Freud was full of SHIT. Heh.

DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 4:24:11 pm PDT #21137 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Plus, now you can bring me cookies.

If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.

DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 4:24:40 pm PDT #21138 of 30000

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Freud was full of SHIT. Heh.

You crack yourself up. It is one of your endearing traits.

Strix - Jun 02, 2010 4:26:54 pm PDT #21139 of 30000

A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

It is one of your endearing traits.

Depends on who you talk to.

And when he gets that transporter running, fuck the cookies. I want Fiji in February.

Aims - Jun 02, 2010 4:43:03 pm PDT #21140 of 30000

Shit's all sorts of different now.

If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.

Funny you should mention...Emeline was in one of those moods today where everything I said made her cry. Uncle Nick's name, the mention of dinner, the words "time travel machine". I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.

So, he's working on it. He's just not any good at it.

Cass - Jun 02, 2010 4:46:53 pm PDT #21141 of 30000

Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.

I could not adore Em more.

Ginger - Jun 02, 2010 4:48:56 pm PDT #21142 of 30000

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.

That helps explain the amount of stupid in the world.

Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:51:43 pm PDT #21143 of 30000

this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

if you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.

Truer words have never been spoken. Man.

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