If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.
Funny you should mention...Emeline was in one of those moods today where everything I said made her cry. Uncle Nick's name, the mention of dinner, the words "time travel machine". I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
So, he's working on it. He's just not any good at it.
I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
I could not adore Em more.
she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
That helps explain the amount of stupid in the world.
if you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
Truer words have never been spoken. Man.
And now I have to wash dishes because NO ONE WILL POST to distract me.
I could obsess over the one-sided conversation I'm listening to, as husband talks to the HR person.
Apparently they'll make their final decision in about a week. They're talking salary and benefits now.
Dana, that sounds promising!
(Also, I have washed all the dishes, and it is ALLA Y'ALL'S FAULT for not posting. Except Dana.)
A dilemma: I really should brew myself a pot of my Ick-Fighting tea. But I am running hot & cold, and hot tea would tip that over into Too Warm, OMG. What should I do?
(Be glad none of you are around me right now. I revert to a whiny whiny child when I don't feel well.)
Have the tea, Jilli. It's cool enough outside that you can open a window for a few minutes if you feel too hot. Let the tea help.
Oooh, tea...
(Be glad none of you are around me right now. I revert to a whiny whiny child when I don't feel well.)
I so am too. Man, I hate me when I am sick. I am such a pain to be around.