Plus, now you can bring me cookies.
If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.
Old trusty soda machine. I push you for root beer, you give me Coke.
Willow ,'End of Days'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 4:24:11 pm PDT #21137 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
DavidS - Jun 02, 2010 4:24:40 pm PDT #21138 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Freud was full of SHIT. Heh.
You crack yourself up. It is one of your endearing traits.
Strix - Jun 02, 2010 4:26:54 pm PDT #21139 of 30000
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
It is one of your endearing traits.
Depends on who you talk to.
And when he gets that transporter running, fuck the cookies. I want Fiji in February.
Aims - Jun 02, 2010 4:43:03 pm PDT #21140 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.
Funny you should mention...Emeline was in one of those moods today where everything I said made her cry. Uncle Nick's name, the mention of dinner, the words "time travel machine". I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
So, he's working on it. He's just not any good at it.
Cass - Jun 02, 2010 4:46:53 pm PDT #21141 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
I could not adore Em more.
Ginger - Jun 02, 2010 4:48:56 pm PDT #21142 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
That helps explain the amount of stupid in the world.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:51:43 pm PDT #21143 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
if you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
Truer words have never been spoken. Man.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 4:58:40 pm PDT #21144 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
And now I have to wash dishes because NO ONE WILL POST to distract me.
Dana - Jun 02, 2010 5:00:19 pm PDT #21145 of 30000
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
I could obsess over the one-sided conversation I'm listening to, as husband talks to the HR person.
Apparently they'll make their final decision in about a week. They're talking salary and benefits now.
Steph L. - Jun 02, 2010 5:32:16 pm PDT #21146 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Dana, that sounds promising!
(Also, I have washed all the dishes, and it is ALLA Y'ALL'S FAULT for not posting. Except Dana.)