Seriously, like 8 years ago, it was a LOT red-pinker! Now it is way too brown/bronze.
However, "New York Apple" is still my go-to red.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Seriously, like 8 years ago, it was a LOT red-pinker! Now it is way too brown/bronze.
However, "New York Apple" is still my go-to red.
Like now. I WANT YOU TO BE MY BEST FRIEND AND MENTOR.
Well, certainly. First we will address certain basic...
Now that your car works.
...oh. This is about rides, isn't it?
34 Beibers! Do I win? I lied on a couple but if you're not lying to kill Beibers then you just don't want it bad enough.
Matilda is (a) learning to tell Knock Knock jokes; and (b) entering a new Freudian stage. See if you can tell which one. (Note: she does the whole joke herself without waiting for the traditional call and response.)
Matilda: Knock Knock! Who's there? I'm a person! With a crazy dog. With a poop.
Pfft. I have my own car!
I just want my mentor to have transpo. I have standards.
Plus, now you can bring me cookies.
Ah, the anal stage...
Freud was full of SHIT. Heh.
Plus, now you can bring me cookies.
If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.
Freud was full of SHIT. Heh.
You crack yourself up. It is one of your endearing traits.
It is one of your endearing traits.
Depends on who you talk to.
And when he gets that transporter running, fuck the cookies. I want Fiji in February.
If somebody wasn't such a slackass motherfucker about the dingdang matter transporter, he wouldn't need a crapass car. ijs.
Funny you should mention...Emeline was in one of those moods today where everything I said made her cry. Uncle Nick's name, the mention of dinner, the words "time travel machine". I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
So, he's working on it. He's just not any good at it.
I asked her why she didn't want me to say "time travel machine" and she informed me it was because Daddy tried to build one and it didn't work and turned real persons into dummies.
I could not adore Em more.