It sounds like the preamble to a Supernatural episode... or Buffy, do they serve Black Forest beer?
Wash: You want a slinky dress? I can buy you a slinky dress. Captain, can I have money for a slinky dress? Jayne: I'll chip in. Zoe: I can hurt you.
'Shindig'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - Jun 01, 2010 1:58:26 pm PDT #20971 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
omnis_audis - Jun 01, 2010 2:01:32 pm PDT #20972 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
foam!
Cass - Jun 01, 2010 2:14:06 pm PDT #20973 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Today he started patting my chest and saying "Dada Dada Dada". He's said this before, but until he attached it to an actual Dada I wasn't ready to call it.
Go Ryan!
I babysat the most amazing 8-month-old in the world today for an hour (because P and I had sequential dental appts at the same place). If I have any influence on it, L's first word will be lalalalalala.
§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 2:18:03 pm PDT #20974 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Congratulations on pipping your wife to the post, bt.
My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.
billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:22:14 pm PDT #20975 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:22:39 pm PDT #20976 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
How does he feel about cilantro?
See, this is like asking his opinion on oven cleaner. As a responsible parent, I have a duty to protect him from such things until his sense of self-preservation exceeds that of a rat infected with toxoplasmosis.
Forget cilantro, what are his views on the semi-colon?
I can report that he shows a thoroughly enthusiastic attitude towards all his colon-related activities; I feel confident concluding he would spurn the semi-colon as unacceptably half-assed. So to speak.
bt, very cute. Hope Wallaby isn't jealous.
This is in fact all part of her plan to ensure that when he wakes up at 3 am, I'm the one he calls for. The A-Team movie is coming out bang on schedule for her to love it when a plan comes together. And possibly to pity a fool.
billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:31:11 pm PDT #20977 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.
There's an interesting point here, "Mama" means mother in completely unrelated languages the world over, and fathers commonly get something from the range of baba, papa, dada etc. These are, of course, commonly among the earliest baby babble. The world over, parents listen to their kids burbling and decide it's about them.
billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:38:43 pm PDT #20978 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.
Oh, too cute! LOVE Ryan stories! It's so nice to see you so happy, bt!
Aww. I figured it was better to lead with the first word story than the tale of nappy leakage. Thanks everyone for the good wishes towards my focused-babbling baby boy.
Cass - Jun 01, 2010 2:42:18 pm PDT #20979 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.
These are, of course, commonly among the earliest baby babble. The world over, parents listen to their kids burbling and decide it's about them.
Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first. Before I was just kinda going with it. Now I have a goal.
Because I already have a kiddified name in the family and no way can I get her to say my name first. So it's plan B. Or, plan i T a .
tommyrot - Jun 01, 2010 2:51:19 pm PDT #20980 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first.
Following that, her phone number. Because ita needs more random toddler calls....