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Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


§ ita § - Jun 01, 2010 2:18:03 pm PDT #20974 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Congratulations on pipping your wife to the post, bt.

My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.


billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:22:14 pm PDT #20975 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:22:39 pm PDT #20976 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

How does he feel about cilantro?

See, this is like asking his opinion on oven cleaner. As a responsible parent, I have a duty to protect him from such things until his sense of self-preservation exceeds that of a rat infected with toxoplasmosis.

Forget cilantro, what are his views on the semi-colon?

I can report that he shows a thoroughly enthusiastic attitude towards all his colon-related activities; I feel confident concluding he would spurn the semi-colon as unacceptably half-assed. So to speak.

bt, very cute. Hope Wallaby isn't jealous.

This is in fact all part of her plan to ensure that when he wakes up at 3 am, I'm the one he calls for. The A-Team movie is coming out bang on schedule for her to love it when a plan comes together. And possibly to pity a fool.


billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:31:11 pm PDT #20977 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.

There's an interesting point here, "Mama" means mother in completely unrelated languages the world over, and fathers commonly get something from the range of baba, papa, dada etc. These are, of course, commonly among the earliest baby babble. The world over, parents listen to their kids burbling and decide it's about them.


billytea - Jun 01, 2010 2:38:43 pm PDT #20978 of 30000
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, too cute! LOVE Ryan stories! It's so nice to see you so happy, bt!

Aww. I figured it was better to lead with the first word story than the tale of nappy leakage. Thanks everyone for the good wishes towards my focused-babbling baby boy.


Cass - Jun 01, 2010 2:42:18 pm PDT #20979 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.

These are, of course, commonly among the earliest baby babble. The world over, parents listen to their kids burbling and decide it's about them.

Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first. Before I was just kinda going with it. Now I have a goal.

Because I already have a kiddified name in the family and no way can I get her to say my name first. So it's plan B. Or, plan i T a .


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2010 2:51:19 pm PDT #20980 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first.

Following that, her phone number. Because ita needs more random toddler calls....


omnis_audis - Jun 01, 2010 2:52:58 pm PDT #20981 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm 1/3 of the way through module #1. There are 3 modules. My brain is numbing, and eyes not keeping open. O dear Jeeebus this is boring. I wonder if the elected officials have to go through this?


Laura - Jun 01, 2010 3:03:57 pm PDT #20982 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

~ma for the Laga dad.

The nerves in the new part are still teenagers, into heavy metal and pain.

Ouch! Did they give you any idea how long until the nerves are all adult like?

Dada! Aw, both my boys called for their dad before me, and yet they still only wanted my breasts me most of the time. It wasn't too long before dad was go to guy for fun though.

Watching bt fall in love, get married, and produce the awesome Ryan is one of the loveliest chapters in the Buffista family history.

ION, have not read Bridget Jones. Then again, the haven't read list is very long.

Not sure if it was here or Natter where I read Frank was feeling the big ick. ~ma for quick relief.

Pringles and red wine seems to be dinner. Huh.


Hil R. - Jun 01, 2010 3:08:22 pm PDT #20983 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd forgotten about the Colin Firth obsession in Bridget Jones. The characters spend a lot of time swooning over Colin Firth, and usually watch the scene in Pride and Prejudice where he jumps in the lake and then has the wet shirt clinging to him whenever they need to be cheered up. And then when Bridget meets Mark, her first thought is that he looks just like Colin Firth. And in the movie, they cast Colin Firth as Mark.