I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Cass - Jun 01, 2010 2:42:18 pm PDT #20979 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

My name is excellent for getting in early with the babies. Well, the last syllable, anyway. And, really, when they say it with such deliberation, the first syllable is totally there too. AND? They say it righter than the ee-dah people. Power to the one year olds.

These are, of course, commonly among the earliest baby babble. The world over, parents listen to their kids burbling and decide it's about them.

Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first. Before I was just kinda going with it. Now I have a goal.

Because I already have a kiddified name in the family and no way can I get her to say my name first. So it's plan B. Or, plan i T a .


tommyrot - Jun 01, 2010 2:51:19 pm PDT #20980 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Screw that, I'm teaching L to say ita's name first.

Following that, her phone number. Because ita needs more random toddler calls....


omnis_audis - Jun 01, 2010 2:52:58 pm PDT #20981 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

I'm 1/3 of the way through module #1. There are 3 modules. My brain is numbing, and eyes not keeping open. O dear Jeeebus this is boring. I wonder if the elected officials have to go through this?


Laura - Jun 01, 2010 3:03:57 pm PDT #20982 of 30000
Our wings are not tired.

~ma for the Laga dad.

The nerves in the new part are still teenagers, into heavy metal and pain.

Ouch! Did they give you any idea how long until the nerves are all adult like?

Dada! Aw, both my boys called for their dad before me, and yet they still only wanted my breasts me most of the time. It wasn't too long before dad was go to guy for fun though.

Watching bt fall in love, get married, and produce the awesome Ryan is one of the loveliest chapters in the Buffista family history.

ION, have not read Bridget Jones. Then again, the haven't read list is very long.

Not sure if it was here or Natter where I read Frank was feeling the big ick. ~ma for quick relief.

Pringles and red wine seems to be dinner. Huh.


Hil R. - Jun 01, 2010 3:08:22 pm PDT #20983 of 30000
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I'd forgotten about the Colin Firth obsession in Bridget Jones. The characters spend a lot of time swooning over Colin Firth, and usually watch the scene in Pride and Prejudice where he jumps in the lake and then has the wet shirt clinging to him whenever they need to be cheered up. And then when Bridget meets Mark, her first thought is that he looks just like Colin Firth. And in the movie, they cast Colin Firth as Mark.


Aims - Jun 01, 2010 3:09:23 pm PDT #20984 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

WHY IS MY CHILD SINGING JUSTIN BIEBER???


Jessica - Jun 01, 2010 3:17:38 pm PDT #20985 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Age-wise, she's exactly his target demographic.


Aims - Jun 01, 2010 3:19:13 pm PDT #20986 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Really? I hadn't even heard of him until two weeks ago, now she's singing the music. Where did she learn it? Gym class at school. Nothing funnier than a 5 year old "rapping" along with Luda.


omnis_audis - Jun 01, 2010 3:19:25 pm PDT #20987 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

WHY IS MY CHILD SINGING JUSTIN BIEBER???
She has a crush on him, and will kiss him in the playground when he comes to visit!


smonster - Jun 01, 2010 3:22:21 pm PDT #20988 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Speaking of being the last to read/watch something, I reached the bottom of the DVR and am watching the SNL with Betty White. So far, she's been a mother twice, a grandmother twice, and an old lady twice. And a baker for the muffin joke. Total waste of a host. SNL, never fails to disappoint.

On a brighter note, I made a yummy frittata for dinner and followed it with mango sorbet topped with serviceberries from a tree in my parents's yard. Nom.

Women's soccer is the best thing on tv right now. I think I'll walk the dog before Glee.