A vag once bit my sister.
Marco: Do we look reasonable to you? Mal: Well. Looks can be deceiving. Jayne: Not as deceiving as a low down dirty... deceiver.
'Out Of Gas'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Laga - May 27, 2010 3:36:39 pm PDT #20610 of 30000
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:41:20 pm PDT #20611 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
THE VAG IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU!
Steph, I'm afraid I must ask you to report to the nurse's office for a remedial anatomy lesson.
I didn't say *whose* vag.
Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 3:43:23 pm PDT #20612 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Steph L. - May 27, 2010 3:44:48 pm PDT #20613 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
A hooge vag is nobody's friend.
Maybe the cock tree?
Scrappy - May 27, 2010 4:48:57 pm PDT #20614 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Whoose vag on first?
erikaj - May 27, 2010 6:29:14 pm PDT #20615 of 30000
Always Anti-fascist!
Reading that stuff about Obama's Memorial Day makes me want to stuff the offenders in a bag and ship them to LA to plug up the hole. At least they'd be doing something productive.
Daisy Jane - May 27, 2010 6:42:33 pm PDT #20616 of 30000
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
I love that you gus are still on about this. Hungarian sex shops are szex bolt.
Eta- I sing that in my head to the tune of Sex Bomb. You are welcome.
Ginger - May 27, 2010 6:49:43 pm PDT #20617 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
Toddson, I have no grasp on the fashionable, but some sense of the comfortable:
Cass - May 27, 2010 7:22:19 pm PDT #20618 of 30000
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
meara - May 27, 2010 10:28:43 pm PDT #20619 of 30000
Sigh. I took my friends to Diva Dolls today, where of course I saw a bunch of stuff I really want and can't afford. Some shoes I have zero need for, but were sooooo adorable. But I never wear heels these days, so $129 for a pair I won't wear? Yeah...(google irregular choice flick flack black if you want to drool).
Also, I'm guessing since I haven't heard anything, and they said beginning of the week, and I know they had their roundtable last Thursday (and my references haven't said they were contacted) that I didn't get the job I interviewed for. Which was one that the person who would have been my boss specifically asked me to interview for. Ouch. Apparently my competition had an MD and and MBA, but still!!! Eesh.