"You hoard toilet paper. You understand me? Hoard it. Hoard it like it's made of gold. 'Cause it is."
Gimme some milk.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
§ ita § - May 21, 2010 8:07:27 am PDT #20070 of 30000
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Aims - May 21, 2010 8:08:49 am PDT #20071 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
OPPRESSOR!!!
You are G-D right I am!!
You know, it's not that hard to grow your own toilet paper. I think you just aren't trying.
Growing my own anything takes away from the capitalist society upon which I have based my values and morals and without which I would cease to exist.
WindSparrow - May 21, 2010 8:10:53 am PDT #20072 of 30000
Love is stronger than death and harder than sorrow. Those who practice it are fierce like the light of stars traveling eons to pierce the night.
Damn. I can't find the nail polish I wanted to wear to Daniel's nephew's wedding tomorrow.
Aims - May 21, 2010 8:13:29 am PDT #20073 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!
Muahahahaha!
DavidS - May 21, 2010 8:14:47 am PDT #20074 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I STOLE IT AND FED IT TO SARAH PALIN!!
You are a scamp, and you are also full of piss and vinegar.
You go run around the block until you work some of that energy off.
Calli - May 21, 2010 8:18:10 am PDT #20075 of 30000
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
I tried growing my own fluevogs once, but the deer ate 'em.
Aims - May 21, 2010 8:19:37 am PDT #20076 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I'm trying to hard to get the phrase changed to "An Aimee once bit my sister."
Because I totally did.
(I am full of piss and vinegar, huh? Must be my attitude getting ready to handle having the scorching red hair again.)
Steph L. - May 21, 2010 8:28:19 am PDT #20077 of 30000
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Damn. I can't find the nail polish I wanted to wear to Daniel's nephew's wedding tomorrow.
GROW YOUR OWN.
DavidS - May 21, 2010 8:36:10 am PDT #20078 of 30000
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I am ready for a scorching red Aimee!
Scrappy - May 21, 2010 8:42:35 am PDT #20079 of 30000
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Plant an OPI seed.