Though it was totally me who came up with the idea of sub-prime loans and packaging them into shitty deals and selling them as securities for people to make money off of before everyone and their mother got right fucked by high interest rates and underwater property values. I'll totally cop to that.

I always thought that was Jesse.

Nah. Jesse came up with something else. Rolling blackouts in California and Enron.

That was probably wrong of me.

Doesn't sound like it to me.

I'm really glad you don't have reasons to be around him in the future, Aims. Yikes.

we contributed to the economic downfall of the US and now Greece

Boy, I'm kind of mad about you about that, too. Well, not about the US. But Greece -- look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.

You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.

Ugh, Aims. I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off. Then he can bitch and moan about your foreign-named, over-educated friend who works with the crooks in DC. That should hopefully cause enough ranting and raving to give him a serious case of heartburn and angina.

edited because werds mattur!

You were definitely there when the Titanic went down. I saw you.

She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.

look, you're just fucking with the world's supply of really good ouzo. And THAT WILL NOT STAND.

Oh yeah? Well, too bad. Put a piece of licorice in a shot of vodka and you'll be a'right.

I'll be more than happy to tell him to fuck off.

Bring your sassy ass out here! The awesome thing? HIS WIFE? Yeah - works at the Pentagon.

She's like a cross between Tino and a Time Lord.

I like to call myself "Sawyer". Or James. Whichever.

Aims, I want you to know I hold you personally responsible for having a fantastic rack, a brilliant smile, stylish haircuts and a devastating snark.

It's all your fault.