Y'all see the man hanging out of the spaceship with the really big gun? Now I'm not saying you weren't easy to find. It was kinda out of our way, and he didn't want to come in the first place. Man's lookin' to kill some folk. So really it's his will y'all should worry about thwarting.

Mal ,'Safe'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Beverly - May 07, 2010 9:34:36 am PDT #18539 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

~ma to your grandad, P-C

Birthday felicitations, GC!


Gudanov - May 07, 2010 9:35:25 am PDT #18540 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

The British don't use proportional voting -- it's first-past-the-post, in each electoral district.

Ah, you wouldn't see that kind of disproportional representation here in the USA.


Shir - May 07, 2010 9:52:27 am PDT #18541 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Health~ma to your grandfather, P-C.


Zenkitty - May 07, 2010 9:58:16 am PDT #18542 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Recovery~ma to your grandfather, P.-C.

That Rodney Carrington video made me choke on Mountain Dew. You do not want M.D. in your sinuses, just trust me on that.


Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:00:07 am PDT #18543 of 30000
Trust my rage

Okay, I am at Kindergarten orientation. The letter was clearly addressed to parents and said nothing about bringing your kids. So i didn't bring Ellie because there is another screening next week for kids. Of course, everyone else has their future kindergartner with them. I have already failed school-age parenting.


lisah - May 07, 2010 10:02:54 am PDT #18544 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I have already failed school-age parenting.

You did not fail!! They failed at clear communication!


Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:03:48 am PDT #18545 of 30000
Trust my rage

There is a dude behind me taking notes on an ipad. @@


Jessica - May 07, 2010 10:04:07 am PDT #18546 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think you win at not being a helicopter parent. And reading comprehension.


Aims - May 07, 2010 10:05:30 am PDT #18547 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think it will be the last time you ever enter a school without your child and you should revel in it.


Gudanov - May 07, 2010 10:05:57 am PDT #18548 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

Don't worry, Ellie still has a chance at a normal life.