Health~ma to your grandfather, P-C.
I know I'm a bad poet, but I'm a good man. All I ask is that... is that you try to see me—
William ,'Conversations with Dead People'
Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
Shir - May 07, 2010 9:52:27 am PDT #18541 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".
Zenkitty - May 07, 2010 9:58:16 am PDT #18542 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
Recovery~ma to your grandfather, P.-C.
That Rodney Carrington video made me choke on Mountain Dew. You do not want M.D. in your sinuses, just trust me on that.
Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:00:07 am PDT #18543 of 30000
Trust my rage
Okay, I am at Kindergarten orientation. The letter was clearly addressed to parents and said nothing about bringing your kids. So i didn't bring Ellie because there is another screening next week for kids. Of course, everyone else has their future kindergartner with them. I have already failed school-age parenting.
lisah - May 07, 2010 10:02:54 am PDT #18544 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate
I have already failed school-age parenting.
You did not fail!! They failed at clear communication!
Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:03:48 am PDT #18545 of 30000
Trust my rage
There is a dude behind me taking notes on an ipad. @@
Jessica - May 07, 2010 10:04:07 am PDT #18546 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I think you win at not being a helicopter parent. And reading comprehension.
Aims - May 07, 2010 10:05:30 am PDT #18547 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think it will be the last time you ever enter a school without your child and you should revel in it.
Gudanov - May 07, 2010 10:05:57 am PDT #18548 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping
Don't worry, Ellie still has a chance at a normal life.
ChiKat - May 07, 2010 10:10:04 am PDT #18549 of 30000
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
I think Ellie will not only survive this, she will be absolutely fine.
ImemememeNews, I ended up calling in sick today because when I left school last night (at 9:30!!), a piece of my car was hanging off the underside. I thought it was part of my exhaust system. Took it to the shop today and it turned out to be a loose heat shield (I don't know what that is, that's just what I was told). They put it back on and tightened it up and I was on my merry way in 10 minutes. Best part? Cost=$0. Yay!!! Easiest car repair ever!!
Atropa - May 07, 2010 10:12:37 am PDT #18550 of 30000
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I think you win at not being a helicopter parent. And reading comprehension.
This needed to be repeated.