Sir? I think you have a problem with your brain being missing.

Zoe ,'The Train Job'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

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Tom Scola - May 07, 2010 9:32:00 am PDT #18538 of 30000
hwæt

The British don't use proportional voting -- it's first-past-the-post, in each electoral district.


Beverly - May 07, 2010 9:34:36 am PDT #18539 of 30000
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

~ma to your grandad, P-C

Birthday felicitations, GC!


Gudanov - May 07, 2010 9:35:25 am PDT #18540 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

The British don't use proportional voting -- it's first-past-the-post, in each electoral district.

Ah, you wouldn't see that kind of disproportional representation here in the USA.


Shir - May 07, 2010 9:52:27 am PDT #18541 of 30000
"And that's why God Almighty gave us fire insurance and the public defender".

Health~ma to your grandfather, P-C.


Zenkitty - May 07, 2010 9:58:16 am PDT #18542 of 30000
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Recovery~ma to your grandfather, P.-C.

That Rodney Carrington video made me choke on Mountain Dew. You do not want M.D. in your sinuses, just trust me on that.


Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:00:07 am PDT #18543 of 30000
Trust my rage

Okay, I am at Kindergarten orientation. The letter was clearly addressed to parents and said nothing about bringing your kids. So i didn't bring Ellie because there is another screening next week for kids. Of course, everyone else has their future kindergartner with them. I have already failed school-age parenting.


lisah - May 07, 2010 10:02:54 am PDT #18544 of 30000
Punishingly Intricate

I have already failed school-age parenting.

You did not fail!! They failed at clear communication!


Stephanie - May 07, 2010 10:03:48 am PDT #18545 of 30000
Trust my rage

There is a dude behind me taking notes on an ipad. @@


Jessica - May 07, 2010 10:04:07 am PDT #18546 of 30000
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I think you win at not being a helicopter parent. And reading comprehension.


Aims - May 07, 2010 10:05:30 am PDT #18547 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think it will be the last time you ever enter a school without your child and you should revel in it.