I've seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.

Willow ,'Conversations with Dead People'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Apr 28, 2010 4:42:10 am PDT #17415 of 30000
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

I am just joshin' ya!


vw bug - Apr 28, 2010 4:44:28 am PDT #17416 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Oh, I know!

So, I'd like to know when life is gonna quiet down. Yesterday the headmaster at school quit. This morning mom was in a car accident. This is insanity. Will anything else happen today? Or was that the one bad thing? And what's on the docket for tomorrow? I'd like to be prepared...


Aims - Apr 28, 2010 4:49:52 am PDT #17417 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh no!! Hon, do you parents need anything?? Someone to go, say, "watch" the dogs? Ahem.

Seriously though, if they need anything, I will go.


smonster - Apr 28, 2010 4:51:21 am PDT #17418 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

vw bug, oh no! Is your mom okay?

smonster, Mr is acceptable, also. I hear it an awful lot on NPR. I think it's an adressing him vs referring to him thing

Oh, okay. I tried "Mr. Bush" in my head and it didn't sound right at all.


vw bug - Apr 28, 2010 4:52:42 am PDT #17419 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

Aims, you're hilarious. I think they're ok, but I'll let them know that you're willing to come steal Shadow :).

I hope mom was able to get ahold of dad. I know he's in some two-day conference or class or something. Her boss is making her go to the doctor then go home. She's insisting that she's fine, but I'm not entirely convinced.


Aims - Apr 28, 2010 4:54:02 am PDT #17420 of 30000
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I would steal watch Rachie, too!!

I wish you were closer so I could just snuggle the beejeezus out of you, too. You've had a rough few weeks.


vw bug - Apr 28, 2010 4:57:25 am PDT #17421 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I wish you were closer so I could just snuggle the beejeezus out of you, too. You've had a rough few weeks.

Awww, you're too sweet. I had to kind of laugh when I saw my shrink on Monday. He was like, "Honestly, if you weren't feeling anxious right now, I'd be concerned. Even someone without your history would be experiencing severe anxiety right now with everything going on."


Ginger - Apr 28, 2010 5:14:05 am PDT #17422 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I hope your mom's okay, vw. Her boss is right.


erikaj - Apr 28, 2010 5:17:38 am PDT #17423 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Mr. Bush" makes me think of KO and how he usually said it in the same tone in which I might say "bird droppings"


Polter-Cow - Apr 28, 2010 5:37:11 am PDT #17424 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, so I have had very little luck finding a suitable mate on OKCupid; I send out five or six messages and am lucky if one person responds. Last night I did another search for Indian women in the area and sent out a few messages for the hell of it. One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything; she hadn't answered any questions. I checked out her profile, and there wasn't anything SUPER interesting about her, but I decided to send a silly message anyway.

ZERO PERCENT! This is exciting. Anything is possible! Lovers, friends, enemies, we can be NONE of these, according to the mystical OKCupid algorithm. Whatever shall we do?

This morning, I woke up to an actual response!

I've actually started to see someone so I wasn't going to write back because I'm not interested in pursuing anything with anyone else right now. While that is still true, I am just writing to say that I liked your profile - it's funny and well-written. Since I love words, I thought I should compliment a good writer :)

Good luck finding someone great!

So that was nice. It's something. Mildly encouraging, at least.