What? She killed 'em with mathematics. What else could it have been?

Jayne ,'Objects In Space'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


vw bug - Apr 28, 2010 4:57:25 am PDT #17421 of 30000
Mostly lurking...

I wish you were closer so I could just snuggle the beejeezus out of you, too. You've had a rough few weeks.

Awww, you're too sweet. I had to kind of laugh when I saw my shrink on Monday. He was like, "Honestly, if you weren't feeling anxious right now, I'd be concerned. Even someone without your history would be experiencing severe anxiety right now with everything going on."


Ginger - Apr 28, 2010 5:14:05 am PDT #17422 of 30000
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I hope your mom's okay, vw. Her boss is right.


erikaj - Apr 28, 2010 5:17:38 am PDT #17423 of 30000
"already on the kiss-cam with Karl Marx"-

"Mr. Bush" makes me think of KO and how he usually said it in the same tone in which I might say "bird droppings"


Polter-Cow - Apr 28, 2010 5:37:11 am PDT #17424 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Okay, so I have had very little luck finding a suitable mate on OKCupid; I send out five or six messages and am lucky if one person responds. Last night I did another search for Indian women in the area and sent out a few messages for the hell of it. One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything; she hadn't answered any questions. I checked out her profile, and there wasn't anything SUPER interesting about her, but I decided to send a silly message anyway.

ZERO PERCENT! This is exciting. Anything is possible! Lovers, friends, enemies, we can be NONE of these, according to the mystical OKCupid algorithm. Whatever shall we do?

This morning, I woke up to an actual response!

I've actually started to see someone so I wasn't going to write back because I'm not interested in pursuing anything with anyone else right now. While that is still true, I am just writing to say that I liked your profile - it's funny and well-written. Since I love words, I thought I should compliment a good writer :)

Good luck finding someone great!

So that was nice. It's something. Mildly encouraging, at least.


omnis_audis - Apr 28, 2010 5:49:14 am PDT #17425 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

you are having better success with OKcupid than I am. Smonster is the only one who writes me in there. And while I would love that to be a possibility, we all know, she wasn't responding in that manner. :: sigh ::


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2010 5:51:27 am PDT #17426 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything

She can become your nemesis.


Polter-Cow - Apr 28, 2010 5:53:20 am PDT #17427 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But we are 0% for Enemy as well!


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 5:56:15 am PDT #17428 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For every major event in your life, she could be some person who just walks by in the background.

eta: Or she could be a witness for your marriage... and to confirm your death.


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 6:22:48 am PDT #17429 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I've been doing okay on OKCupid. (no pun) No interest in actually meeting anyone, but some nice conversations. Yesterday, a truly gorgeous...oh my god, way too young...fellow really made me laugh. But...sorry, babe...I'd love to be a sugar momma but I'm lacking in the key ingredient.


Vortex - Apr 28, 2010 6:34:02 am PDT #17430 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, they posted my friend Paul's obituary today. Aside from the fact that they posted a picture from his marine days (he looks like a BABY!), it mentions his sons' names. I knew that he had a kid, little did I know that when he mentioned "his son", he was referring to one of FIVE. Although I am not surprised. Amused, but not surprised.