"Mr. Bush" makes me think of KO and how he usually said it in the same tone in which I might say "bird droppings"

Okay, so I have had very little luck finding a suitable mate on OKCupid; I send out five or six messages and am lucky if one person responds. Last night I did another search for Indian women in the area and sent out a few messages for the hell of it. One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything; she hadn't answered any questions. I checked out her profile, and there wasn't anything SUPER interesting about her, but I decided to send a silly message anyway.

ZERO PERCENT! This is exciting. Anything is possible! Lovers, friends, enemies, we can be NONE of these, according to the mystical OKCupid algorithm. Whatever shall we do?

This morning, I woke up to an actual response!

I've actually started to see someone so I wasn't going to write back because I'm not interested in pursuing anything with anyone else right now. While that is still true, I am just writing to say that I liked your profile - it's funny and well-written. Since I love words, I thought I should compliment a good writer :)

Good luck finding someone great!

So that was nice. It's something. Mildly encouraging, at least.

you are having better success with OKcupid than I am. Smonster is the only one who writes me in there. And while I would love that to be a possibility, we all know, she wasn't responding in that manner. :: sigh ::

One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything

She can become your nemesis.

But we are 0% for Enemy as well!

For every major event in your life, she could be some person who just walks by in the background.

eta: Or she could be a witness for your marriage... and to confirm your death.

I've been doing okay on OKCupid. (no pun) No interest in actually meeting anyone, but some nice conversations. Yesterday, a truly gorgeous...oh my god, way too young...fellow really made me laugh. But...sorry, babe...I'd love to be a sugar momma but I'm lacking in the key ingredient.

So, they posted my friend Paul's obituary today. Aside from the fact that they posted a picture from his marine days (he looks like a BABY!), it mentions his sons' names. I knew that he had a kid, little did I know that when he mentioned "his son", he was referring to one of FIVE. Although I am not surprised. Amused, but not surprised.

Hello, posting right here? And now feeling a little awkward.

OKC story that I don't think I've told here: my sis logged in to OKC on my phone in NOLA, and I couldn't log her out. Finally I uninstalled and reinstalled the app, and could log in as me, but now I get both of our notifications. A couple of weeks ago, after D tried to get back together with me, his username popped up on my phone but when I logged in, I had no message. Uh oh. I emailed my sister immediately to warn her. Sure enough, he had sent her a message noting that they were 0% enemies! She responded with, "Actually, we're 100% enemies, because [smonster] is my sister."

Oh sisterly snap. A little harsh, but considering how he behaved after we broke up, I don't feel bad.

She responded with, "Actually, we're a 100% enemies, because [smonster] is my sister."

go sis!