Excuse me? Who gave you permission to exist?

Cordelia ,'Beneath You'


Spike's Bitches 45: That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


omnis_audis - Apr 28, 2010 5:49:14 am PDT #17425 of 30000
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

you are having better success with OKcupid than I am. Smonster is the only one who writes me in there. And while I would love that to be a possibility, we all know, she wasn't responding in that manner. :: sigh ::


Gudanov - Apr 28, 2010 5:51:27 am PDT #17426 of 30000
Coding and Sleeping

One girl amused me because we were a 0% match on everything

She can become your nemesis.


Polter-Cow - Apr 28, 2010 5:53:20 am PDT #17427 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

But we are 0% for Enemy as well!


tommyrot - Apr 28, 2010 5:56:15 am PDT #17428 of 30000
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

For every major event in your life, she could be some person who just walks by in the background.

eta: Or she could be a witness for your marriage... and to confirm your death.


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 6:22:48 am PDT #17429 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

I've been doing okay on OKCupid. (no pun) No interest in actually meeting anyone, but some nice conversations. Yesterday, a truly gorgeous...oh my god, way too young...fellow really made me laugh. But...sorry, babe...I'd love to be a sugar momma but I'm lacking in the key ingredient.


Vortex - Apr 28, 2010 6:34:02 am PDT #17430 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, they posted my friend Paul's obituary today. Aside from the fact that they posted a picture from his marine days (he looks like a BABY!), it mentions his sons' names. I knew that he had a kid, little did I know that when he mentioned "his son", he was referring to one of FIVE. Although I am not surprised. Amused, but not surprised.


smonster - Apr 28, 2010 6:41:04 am PDT #17431 of 30000
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

Hello, posting right here? And now feeling a little awkward.

OKC story that I don't think I've told here: my sis logged in to OKC on my phone in NOLA, and I couldn't log her out. Finally I uninstalled and reinstalled the app, and could log in as me, but now I get both of our notifications. A couple of weeks ago, after D tried to get back together with me, his username popped up on my phone but when I logged in, I had no message. Uh oh. I emailed my sister immediately to warn her. Sure enough, he had sent her a message noting that they were 0% enemies! She responded with, "Actually, we're 100% enemies, because [smonster] is my sister."

Oh sisterly snap. A little harsh, but considering how he behaved after we broke up, I don't feel bad.


Vortex - Apr 28, 2010 6:51:29 am PDT #17432 of 30000
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

She responded with, "Actually, we're a 100% enemies, because [smonster] is my sister."

go sis!


Polter-Cow - Apr 28, 2010 7:00:55 am PDT #17433 of 30000
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ha! Nice one.


beekaytee - Apr 28, 2010 7:01:42 am PDT #17434 of 30000
Compassionately intolerant

Now I wish I had a sister!